[light instrumental music] [thunder rumbling]
[wind whistling]
[mysterious music]
[thunder rumbling]
[crow cawing]
[dramatic music]
Oh, is it bedtime already?
Well, come along Mr. Tibbs.
[Lord Monroe exclaiming]
♪ Time for little bears to go to bed ♪
♪ Time for them to do...
- [Lord Monroe exclaims] - [thunder booming]
Don't be scared, Mr. Tibbs.
Silly old thunderstorm. [chuckles nervously]
♪ Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire ♪
[thunder rumbling]
Oh!
Probably a mouse, a large mouse. [chuckles]
A badger, perhaps.
Must have left the back door open. [chuckles]
Oh, what?
[Sir Simon] Lord Monroe,
[Sir Simon] how about a bedtime nursery rhyme?
This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed at home.
[Sir Simon] This little piggy went...
[Sir Simon laughs] Yes, that's it.
- Squeal all the way home! - [Lord Monroe] Oh, no, no, no!
[Sir Simon] I'm coming for you my little piggy!
Oh, my coccyx!
Come on, Monroe!
Light on your feet.
Makes like pistons.
Almost there. Mr. Tibbs.
[gasps] Mr. Tibbs?
No!
[dramatic music]
Mr. Tibbs!
[Lord Monroe exclaiming]
I'm coming old friend!
I'll not leave a bear behind!
[Lord Monroe exclaims]
[Lord Monroe gasping]
Mr. Tibbs?
[Lord Monroe screaming]
Oh, Mr. Tibbs, what's gotten into you?
- Leave this house. - [Lord Monroe] Oh my word!
♪ Time for little bears to go to bed ♪
Unhand my teddy you fiend!
- You can't run from me! - Almost there!
[gasping] Oh my word!
Here I come!
[Lord Monroe exclaiming]
This handle is defective!
Behind you!
Daddy will protect you, Mr. Tibbs!
The window!
Remember your years in the gymnasium!
[Lord Monroe exclaiming] [dramatic music]
[Lord Monroe groaning] [crow cawing]
I love you, be a good bear!
[Sir Simon laughs evilly] [dramatic orchestral music]
[boat horn blaring]
[engine rumbling]
[horn honking]
[light music] [birds squawking]
[horn honking]
[train horn blaring]
[horn honking]
[engine rumbling]
[horn honking]
[Kent and Louis] Are we there yet?
No.
[groans] Are we there yet?
No.
[Kent] When do we get to England?
[Louis] We are in England dodo.
[Louis] Do they have bathrooms in England?
[Hiram] Yes, boys.
- [Louis] 'Cause I gotta go! - [Hiram] We are here!
[both boys] Yay, England!
[Kent] Hello governor, tea time. [laughs]
[Lucretia] Oh Hiram, look at these
darling gates, they're so wonderfully gothic.
[Kent] Canter-bile?
[Louis] No, Kent, Canter-ville.
[Hiram] It is a real humdinger,
and at a bargain price, too.
And all because people say it's haunted.
[Kent] Oo, creepy forest!
[Hiram] There's no need to be scared
of this so-called ghost, Virginia.
[Hiram] Fear of the unknown and unexplained is merely ignorance.
[Virginia] I'm not scared.
Just think, our very own English manor house.
[mysterious music]
[Kent] I bet you could fit 50 ghosts in there.
[Hiram] Boys, did you not hear what I just said?
[Louis] Not really.
[Kent] We usually just listen to mom.
[Kent] I bet I see the ghost first, Louis.
[Louis] Unless your ugly face scares him away first, Kent.
[Kent] Wow, this place is old.
[Louis] Super old! Older than Dad!
[Kent laughs] [Louis laughs]
[Louis] Hideous!
[Kent] She's got donuts on her head.
[Lucretia] Boys!
Mrs. Umney, I presume?
Hiram Otis, at your service.
[throat clears] Welcome to Canterville Chase.
This way.
[door creaking]
Oh, my.
[Louis] Where's the ghost?
I wanna be haunted first. - [Mrs. - Umney] Oh!
[Kent] No fair, I wanna be haunted first.
- [Kent] Have you seen the ghost? - [Louis] Are you the ghost?
Or maybe a zombie?
Do you want to eat my eyeballs?
You can eat his brains.
[Louis] He doesn't use them.
[Mrs. Umney] What charming children.
Let's go this way.
[Kent] Hey, look, a torch! [Lucretia] Oh, Hiram!
[Louis] Oh, man, this fireplace is so big,
I can crawl inside it!
[swelling instrumental music]
[sword clangs]
Fight me, Kent!
[Kent] It's okay, I think we own that painting now.
[glass shatters]
[Louis] Is a stained glass window more expensive
than a regular window?
[Lucretia] Oh, Hiram, it's just so perfect. [chuckles]
So grand!
- [Hiram] Hm, a little gloomy. - [Louis] Got you!
But I have something that will fix that!
Electricity, Mrs. Umney.
Power of the future.
Oh, I wouldn't know about that, Sir.
[Hiram laughs] [boys laughing]
Of course you wouldn't.
You're just a little old English lady.
[boys laughing]
[Kent grunts]
Ow, hit me again, Kent!
What's French for in your face?
[Kent laughs]
[Hiram] Yes, indeed.
This room will make the perfect setting
for our grand banquet.
The house will be filled with members of The Royal Society,
heads of industry, possibly even a duke or two.
The perfect way to put American electricals on the map.
The Royal Society?
Dukes?
Oh, Hiram.
I sent the invitations back in Boston.
Lead on Mrs. Umney.
Hiram?
[mysterious music]
- [Sir Simon] Child. - [Virginia gasps]
[Sir Simon] Golden child.
[Virginia gasps]
- [Mrs. - Umney] This way.
Virginia, keep up.
[Sir Simon laughs evilly]
[Virginia gasps]
[Virginia exclaiming]
I'm coming!
[Virginia gasps] [mysterious music]
[Sir Simon laughs evilly]
And this is the library.
What a splendid collection, huh pumpkin?
We had books back home, Pa.
I know it's hard leaving everything behind,
but you'll make new friends.
This is going to be a great adventure.
Come on now, no tears.
I'm not crying.
[soft music]
[Lucretia] What happened to the previous owner?
[Mrs. Umney] He's in the asylum now.
Poor Lord Monroe.
All he does is scream and scream day and night.
[Mrs. Umney imitates Monroe screaming]
- [Mrs. - Umney] He goes.
You see, for the past 300 years,
each and every owner of this house has been forced to flee,
driven mad by the ghost of Sir Simon de Canterville.
Cards wallops and crazy talk. Ha!
I assure you, we Otis's are made of sterner stuff
and no ghost, real or otherwise is ever gonna scare us.
Jehoshaphat!
[dramatic music]
Whoa!
[Mrs. Umney exclaiming]
[Mrs. Umney thuds]
[boys laughing]
[Louis] Virginia's scared of the ghost!
[Kent] She probably peed in her pants!
- Kent laughs] - [Kent] Ow!
- [Louis] The books are haunted. - Nice shot.
I hope that wasn't the first edition.
Now, come on.
There's work to be done.
[Hiram] This is our new home!
[glass shatters] [foreboding music]
[Lucretia] Boys!
- [Louis] It was Kent! - [Kent] It was Louis!
[Both] It was the ghost!
Well, isn't this a darling room? [chuckles]
I hate it.
Oh.
Will you be coming down to dinner?
Not hungry.
Virginia, this has to stop.
This is our home now so,
so I suggest you get used to it.
I will not get used to it.
I hate it here!
Okay, good talk.
I wish we'd never come!
All right, darling.
I love you.
[eerie vocalizing]
[gasps] Strange.
[mysterious music]
How did you get up here?
[music continues]
[air whooshing] [unsettling music]
[pages fluttering] [owl hooting]
[Virginia gasps]
[window screeching]
"When the barren almond bears."
[eerie vocalizing]
[Virginia gasping]
[spooky music] [fire crackling]
[glassware clattering]
[Virginia gasps]
[eerie music] [chains clanging]
Uh huh.
Hm?
[Sir Simon groans]
Uh...
[Virginia gasping] [music continues]
[floorboard creaks]
[air whooshing] [dramatic music]
Oh!
Okay!
Not good, not good! [gasping]
[footsteps approaching] [chains clanging]
[Sir Simon growls]
[Sir Simon laughs evilly] [Virginia exclaims]
[Virginia grunts]
[laughing continues]
[book thuds]
Ow!
That hurt.
Good.
That's why I threw it.
Trying to scare me like that. [huffs]
Stop goggling, lad.
Have ye no manners?
Who's goggling?
And who are you calling lad?
You're a maid?
But you're wearing pantaloons.
These are riding breeches, actually.
Who ever heard of a girl in trousers?
Tis against nature.
So you're the Canterville ghost.
Indeed.
Why?
Does it make the blood curdle in your veins
to speak with one who has passed
beyond this veil of tears,
and returned to walk amongst the living?
Not really.
Oh.
[chuckles] I don't think you're that scary at all.
Oh, but I am!
I am enormously scary.
And I shall drive you and your cursed family away
just like all the others. [laughs evilly]
Oh, really?
I bet you can't scare my family out of here in,
shall we say two weeks?
A mere fortnite?
Ha!
Don't bother unpacking.
You'll be gibbering down the driveway within the week.
[air whooshing] [Sir Simon laughing]
And what a shame that would be.
[crow cawing] [wind whistling]
[Lucretia] How charming to meet you, Your Grace.
Would you care for a cucumber sandwich?
Mm, very good dear.
Hiram, would you close the curtains?
It's chilly in here.
Yes, dear. [grunts]
Ben Franklin would've loved to fly his kite in this storm.
[Hiram chuckles]
[shutters creaking] [wind whistling]
Oh!
Hiram, I said close the curtains.
Hm.
These old houses.
Inferior fittings.
Yeah, unruly drafts.
Character and history, Hiram.
Hm, shoddy English workmanship more like.
[Lucretia] What's that, Hiram?
[Hiram] I love you, dear!
[logs clattering] [Hiram humming]
♪ Men make fire, fire is good
[fire whooshing]
Oh!
[groans] My breeches.
Oh, even the fire is defective.
Yeah. [grunts]
Yeah.
[light bulb rattling]
Hm?
Hm.
Shall I tell you a bedtime story?
Hm?
[Sir Simon growls]
Well, I'll be.
It appears the rumors of the ghost are true.
[Sir Simon growls]
Oh!
[Sir Simon screams]
A goblin!
Do you mind, Sir?
This is our bedroom.
Hiram, I'm in my undergarments.
She has a point, Sir.
This is most inappropriate.
I must ask you to leave.
[Sir Simon growls] [dramatic music]
[Sir Simon coughing]
Must?
No, this is [coughing] my house.
I'm asking you to leave.
One moment, Sir.
[Sir Simon coughing]
May I recommend Dr. Dobell's Tincture Remedy
- [Hiram] for Hoarse Throat. - [Sir Simon] No, you may not.
And while you're at it,
you may want to go to work on those noisy chains
with Tammany's Rising Sun Lubricator.
Otherwise, nobody's gonna sleep a wink.
What?
There shall be no lubricating.
Oh.
[air whooshing]
Now, if you wouldn't mind?
Wouldn't mind what?
Well, let me just say very strongly
that this is my house and I-
Goodnight to you, Sir.
[Sir Simon gasps]
Oh!
Finally, a real ghost!
Well, hello, child.
[bottle shatters]
England's so boring.
Will you play with us?
Why, of course.
But let's not get ahead of our-
- Heads up, Louis! - Wait!
What are you doing?
[Kent] For the touchdown!
[Sir Simon] Oh no, my head is spinning!
Just wait! [Louis grunts]
[Sir Simon groaning]
It's gone!
And the crowd goes wild!
[Louis imitates crowd cheering]
Who are these people?
The rudeness!
I will drive them out.
Imitate the action of the tiger,
stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood.
I will scare them so hard,
they will never return to England's glorious shores again.
[chuckles] [Skull] You talk a good fight,
but what if you're losing your touch?
What?
How dare you.
What do you know, anyway?
You don't even have a brain.
[scoffs] Neither do you.
Right!
It's the bucket for you, Sir!
Oh, very immature.
Put the bucket over the skull.
Hilarious.
Never gets old.
All I'm saying is you've been haunting
this house for 300 years.
Mayhap your steel has lost its edge?
300 years?
Has it really been so long?
[gentle music]
[birds chirping] [hooves clomping]
Hyah! [horse whinnying]
[Virginia grunting]
[horse nickers] [Virginia sighs]
[Henry screaming]
Oh!
I hate this place.
Hyah!
[Henry screaming]
Oh, goodness gracious!
What a lovely horsey.
Oh, horsey.
[exclaims] That's got it.
No, it hasn't.
Ah!
Are you all right?
Never better, thank you.
Lovely day for a ride.
Yeah, I suggest you stop before you get hurt.
Oh, dear.
[Excelsior whinnying] [Henry screaming]
Excelsior, you idiot, please.
Whoa!
Ah!
[laughs] Oh, what are you doing?
I think you could do with some help here.
What's happening now?
[Virginia grunts] [Excelsior whinnies]
Whoa boy!
Oh, boy!
Yes, oh boy indeed.
Thank you.
Gosh, that is high. [chuckles]
[gentle music]
I must say, that was brilliant.
My name's Henry.
Good for you.
Maybe you should try walking next time.
You are a woeful horseman.
[Henry exclaims]
Whoopsie daisy!
Oh!
She can be a little temperamental,
but she's a lovely old thing, really?
Aren't you, Excelsior?
[Excelsior whinnies] [hooves clomping]
Excelsior?
So, you're a duke?
Does that mean I have to call you your Highness?
Because I'm not about to.
It's Your Grace, actually.
Although I prefer Henry.
So, how are you finding England?
I hate it.
Ah, right.
What, all of it?
Everything I've seen so far.
Yes, well, I suppose it can be a bit stuffy.
Here we are.
Home sweet home.
Canterville?
Canterville Chase?
Are you okay?
Oh, no.
Yes.
Yes, of course.
It's just that I've never actually been to Canterville.
My mother would definitely not approve.
Do you always do what your mother says?
Heavens no!
I always think it vital to do the exact opposite
of what one's mother wants, don't you?
[laughs] Oh, absolutely.
- Vital. - There, you see?
Something we have in common. [crow cawing]
[Henry] This is going awfully well.
What's she got against Canterville anyway?
Well, we, the Cheshires and the Cantervilles
have never really got on.
We used to own the place, you see,
centuries ago until the ghost drove us out.
Really?
Yes, and we grand English families,
we do like to bear a grudge.
Silly, really.
[crow cawing] [horse whinnying]
Oh! [Henry exclaims]
What a horrid crow.
- I've seen Mr. Crow before. - [Henry] Good for you.
I've seen these gates before, too.
Oh, gosh, you're strong.
Wow, it's some kind of garden.
Let's go in.
It seems rather nasty in there.
Perhaps you ought to fire your gardener.
There's someone in there.
Come on. Oh!
Hold your hands out like this.
Why?
[Henry chuckles]
Ow, ow!
What are you doing?
[Henry] I see, I'm a sort of ladder. [grunts]
[Virginia grunts] [Henry groans]
Hello?
Hey.
Hello, there!
You're quite a reckless sort, aren't you?
I'm gonna climb down the other side.
Yes, of course you are.
[Virginia gasps]
[shears snipping]
[Virginia gasps]
[suspenseful music echoing]
[grunts] Miss Otis, hello.
Are you all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.
You can put me down now.
Yes, sorry. [chuckles]
You look awful.
I mean, a bit pale.
Tea, hot sugary tea.
Tea always works.
I'll get you some tea from the house.
I'm American.
I don't drink tea!
I'm fine.
Tea always helps.
I'll be right back just as soon
as I find the tea and the kitchen and some stuff.
[crow cawing]
Oh, you again?
What do you want?
[cawing continues] [mysterious music]
What is it?
And I'm talking to a bird now, which is perfectly normal.
[cawing continues] [mysterious music]
Oh, great.
Bye then!
What is that?
[gardener chuckles]
[Virginia screams]
[water splashing] [music continues]
[water gurgling]
[Virginia screams]
[Virginia grunting] [anticipatory music]
[Henry] Virginia?
[Henry] Virginia!
[water splashing] [Virginia gasping]
[Henry gasping]
Are you ready for that tea now?
[fire crackling]
You're awfully brave.
You haven't cried once.
Perhaps you're in shock.
Crying doesn't solve anything.
You shouldn't go swimming in the lake.
Terrible things have happened in that lake.
It was the gardener.
He just showed up out of nowhere.
Gardener?
There's been no gardener here these 30 years, hence.
Ever since Mr. Meriweather was found
in the vegetable patch,
frozen with fear still clutching his Brassicas.
It's Sir Simon.
But who is she?
The Lady Eleanor.
Well, well, well.
What is it, Mrs. Umney?
I must not say.
Very well.
On your own head, be it.
They say Sir Simon drowned his beloved wife in the lake.
That is why he is cursed to haunt this place.
He drowned her?
But they look so happy.
People say his spirit can never rest
until the prophecy is fulfilled.
Prophecy?
It's said to be written somewhere in the grounds.
My family have served here generations,
and though many have sought the prophecy,
none have found it.
Your tea, Miss.
I told you, I told you!
There he is.
Virginia has a boyfriend.
Virginia, what's this I hear?
Swimming in the lake?
With a boy!
Wait till Dad hears.
I wasn't swimming, Mother.
I- Allow me to explain.
Henry Fritz Humphrey, Duke of Cheshire.
- He rescued her, Ma'am. - [Kent] Ugh.
He looks like a mannequin at a department store.
Virginia, what were you think...
Did you say duke?
Um, yes.
Punish her, Mother.
[both] Ow, Mother!
How delightful to meet you, Henry.
Or do I call you Sir? [chuckles]
Or Your Dukeness? [giggles]
Or, oh, or...
Mrs. Umney, we must have tea and cake.
- [Kent] I want cake! - No, Mother, we mustn't.
Henry was just leaving.
You rescued her?
How romantic.
[Virginia grunts]
Like Sir Lancelot [indistinct] and Guinevere.
Well, I'm not sure that's actually...
I should probably toddle off.
But pleasure to meet you all.
Oh, you're leaving so soon.
Well, at least let me show you out.
Goodbye, Miss Otis.
- Bye. - [Mrs. Umney] Goodbye.
[Henry] I can walk from here.
[Henry] It's only 14 miles.
[Sir Simon] Lost my edge indeed!
Everyone's a critic.
[Sir Simon] This time I'll give them a performance,
they won't forget.
Good for you, that's the spirit.
Wait, what are you doing?
Oh, bravo!
Yes, yes.
The eyes have it.
[skull laughs]
Something wicked this way comes. [laughs]
[Hiram humming]
♪ I like studying science
♪ I'm at the top of my class
♪ If you don't like studying science ♪
♪ You must be a questionable fellow ♪
[skull vocalizing eerily]
You shall be food for the worms!
Oh! Ha ha, that's very good.
[laughs] One for the "Boston Scientific Journal."
Don't move a muscle.
Do you even have muscles?
Say cheese?
Cheese?
[Sir Simon exclaiming]
Ow! [spits]
I do beg your pardon.
- I didn't mean to scare you. - What?
You scare me?
I am Sir Simon de Cant...
Oh, nevermind.
You ruined it now.
[chuckles] I wouldn't touch that if I were you.
Huh?
I shall touch whatever I please.
[electricity crackling] [Sir Simon spluttering]
Oh!
[crackling stops] [Sir Simon thuds]
[Sir Simon gasping]
And let that be a listen to you.
I'm going for a lie down now, in an, angry way.
A murderer?
That can't be true.
Ordering me about in my own house.
Outrageous!
You are absolutely the worst ghost in the world.
"Oh, I'm Sir Simon de Canterville!
I'll scare you out of here in a week."
Except you can't, can you?
That sounds nothing like me.
God, you're pathetic!
Come back here.
I'm talking to you.
You really are the most insufferable little...
Where did you get that?
The lake.
Give that to me.
Why should I?
That locket belonged to my wife.
What do you care?
You drowned her.
I...
What do you know of anything?
[Sir Simon sobs] [air whooshing]
Eleanor. [sobbing]
[gasps] Are you crying?
[Sir Simon] No, of course I'm not.
It sounds like it to me.
So what if I am?
Do you never weep?
No, never.
But then I didn't murder my wife.
I did not murder her!
I know that is what everyone believes, but it is not true.
I was an actor back then of some repute.
My beloved Eleanor would always rehearse
with me in the grounds.
She was my muse.
She never felt safe on that bridge.
But selfishly, I convinced her to stay.
Her beauty would inspire my performance.
My vanity, [Eleanor exclaims]
my foolishness took her from me.
I got snagged on a rose bush.
I pulled myself free and dived into save her,
but could not find her in the dark water.
And the guilt has lived with me some 300 years.
I loved my Eleanor, so please don't judge me.
I have judged myself enough.
[soft music]
You know what?
I think we could both do with some cheering up.
[Sir Simon screaming] [engine rumbling]
See? This is fun.
Slow down!
Slow down, you'll kill us!
You're a ghost!
You're already dead.
Oh!
Yes, yes, I suppose I am. [laughs]
Well go faster, go faster!
[Virginia cheering]
What powers this contraption,
- [Virginia] Yeah! - [Sir Simon] invisible horses?
Oh! Hey,
why don't you take the wheel?
Take it? Where?
Oh, huh?
Ah!
[Virginia shrieks]
[Virginia] Put your arm out! [Sir Simon] Trees, trees!
Ya-hoo!
Yes, indeed!
- [Sir Simon] Ya-hoo! - [Virginia] Woo!
[Virginia laughs] Okay, then come on.
[Virginia] Let's go tear up the village.
- [Sir Simon] The village? - [Virginia] Yeah.
You can petrify some of the locals.
It'll be good practice for scaring my family.
[gasps] Sir Simon?
Whoa!
[engine rumbling]
What's the matter?
Alas, Virginia, I cannot pass beyond these gates.
[gentle music]
[water splashing]
I wish I could be free,
but I am cursed to haunt this place and haunt it, I must.
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.
Maybe I could help.
Mrs. Umney said something about a prophecy.
[crow cawing]
Oh! No!
You get away from her.
Leave her be!
Sir Simon, that crow.
What's in the walled garden?
Nothing, nothing at all.
Oh, really?
There's nothing in there I tell you.
And this prophecy, who is the golden child?
What happens when the barren almond bears?
Such matters should not be of concern to you.
What aren't you telling me?
Why won't you let me help you?
I can't.
I mustn't, please.
Virginia, ask me anything, but not that.
Some ghost he is.
He said he would have us out of here in two weeks.
Hm.
What's this?
[Sir Simon] Turn hell hound.
Get for a ducket. [laughs]
Ah, there you are.
Oh.
Weren't you even a little bit scared?
Oh no.
I mean, yes.
You cut quite the fearsome figure with that blade.
Really?
Do you think so?
Oh, yes.
My knees are completely knocking.
[laughs] Excellent.
Rest assured, Virginia,
your family may be tough nuts to crack,
but crack them, I shall.
- Ha! - Mm hm.
You're gonna drive them out with that?
I was quite the swordsman in my day, you know?
Oh, really?
Why don't you show me?
On guard.
But...
But you're a girl.
A girl who's about to kick your butt.
Very well, if trousers, why not swords?
I promise to be gentle.
- Oh, I think I'll keep up. - Indeed.
[swords clanging] [Sir Simon laughs]
That all you got?
Bravo.
I made Pa give me lessons.
Oh, very sensible.
You really are the most remarkable young woman.
Your Henry is a lucky chap.
Oh, don't you start.
He's not my Henry.
Oh?
You love him not?
Ha!
I hardly know him.
And anyway, I wanna see the world, have adventures,
not just be somebody's wife.
Why does everything have to be about love?
But my dear, love is the greatest adventure of all.
Love can make you thrill with excitement
or tremble with fear.
Make you a beggar or a fool, a poet or a king.
Love is all you need.
- [Lucretia] Yo-hoo! - You sound like my mother.
Virginia!
Now you really sound like my mother.
Virginia?
Oh, there you are.
What are you doing?
I was just- Virginia, come inside.
We have guests, guests.
[Virginia] Oh, great, how exciting.
Guests, eh?
Then let the revels commence.
[Lucretia] Thank you, Mrs. Umney.
Ah, the tea and cucumber sandwiches,
which is apparently a thing.
[Lucretia] I'm not sure why.
Anyway, Reverend Chasuble, this is my daughter, Virginia.
Pleasure, my dear. [chuckles]
Allow me to introduce my wife.
Hello, there.
It is more incredible than I could have hoped.
There are unmistakable signs
of spiritual activity everywhere.
See what I found on the floor?
- Oh! - Ectoplasm.
- Um- - No, that's jam.
Hm.
It is jam, strawberry jam.
A classic symptom of spectral manifestation.
Have you seen it then? [Virginia gasps]
Seen what?
The bonnie ghost?
Has it manifested to you?
I could help you with it, you know?
My card.
"Phantasmagorical Investigator."
Ghost hunter, dear!
Right. So delightful of you
to call on us, Reverend.
I was beginning to fear no one would visit.
In truth, it was my wife who insisted we come.
I'll say!
Oh, for the chance to test my medal
against the famed Canterville ghost.
I could hunt the phantasm down for you and chop it.
Algernean, do have some tea, won't you?
Oh! Ah!
All this silly talk of ghosts.
- It's nonsense. - Nonsense?
Tell that to the people he sent raving
to the mad house or his poor wife.
He murdered her, you know?
That's not true.
Yes, it is.
Ghosts are benighted creatures of pure evil.
He is not evil.
What do you know about it anyway?
Virginia!
Oh, you must excuse my daughter.
She has a new gentleman admirer.
[Virginia scoffs]
Mom!
Cake?
Mrs. Umney!
Right away, Ma'am.
Your vicarship?
[Sir Simon burps]
[Lucretia] Oh!
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
And I'm trying to watch my waistline.
[Chasuble exclaiming]
Boo!
Scotch finger anyone?
Oh, no you don't!
A manifestation!
A genuine mani-
Don't you know it's ruled to talk with your mouthful?
[Algernean gasping]
- Oh, I'm so sorry. - And now for you young lady!
[Chasuble gasping] [Sir Simon growls]
[Sir Simon laughs evilly] [vicar quivering]
- How am I doing? - Really good.
Go!
No, no!
Get away from me you horrible mistake of a man!
Just off to the little vicar's room.
[laughing] Leaving so soon?
[Chasuble exclaiming] [knives thudding]
Impressive.
Drat! Missed!
Sir Simon, stop this at once.
Magnificent!
Now don't move.
I want to study you from top to bottom.
[Algernean yelps]
Off she goes. [Lucretia] Oh no, no, no, no!
Telekinesis, how thrilling!
[Virginia laughs]
[Sir Simon] And where she stops, nobody knows.
Oh, little bilious now.
Oh, hello again.
Incoming, Cedric.
I'm approaching from the rear.
Oh, Algernean, oh.
Fret not my love.
I have him exactly where I want him.
Very good, dear.
- More tea, vicar? - Oh, oh!
Too hot?
Let me blow on it. [blows]
Oh!
Your days are numbered phantom!
[Virginia laughs] [Sir Simon laughs]
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you very much indeed.
Oh, for me?
So kind.
[Virginia laughs]
[wind whistling]
[Lucretia] Hiram!
[Hiram] Yes, dear?
That ghost is a menace.
I've never been so embarrassed.
How can we possibly host a grand banquet
with all of his shenanigans?
[Sir Simon spluttering] [Virginia laughs]
This is not funny, Virginia.
Sorry, Mother.
You're right.
This ghost is dreadful.
Perhaps we should just go home.
This is our home, pumpkin.
No, it's not.
By Joseph, it is young lady.
We are not leaving, ghost or no ghost.
Hiram G. Otis and his family are here to stay.
And we are having our banquet.
Well, I'm not coming.
You will do as you are told.
But my darling, your young Henry will be there. [chuckles]
He is not my young Henry.
He's just a...
[Virginia groans]
You two are giving me a headache!
- Oh, may I suggest, Doctor- - No, you may not.
What on earth is the matter with pumpkin?
Oh, Hiram.
She's not your little pumpkin anymore.
She's growing up.
Hm.
Too fast.
Hm, where does the time go?
[Sir Simon laughing]
Yes, you've still got it, Canterville, you old dog.
[flames whooshing] [anticipatory music]
Hm, what's that, Ciro?
Wanna make something of it?
[Sir Simon laughs]
So the wind reaped the whirlwind.
[Sir Simon laughing]
[Sir Simon screams]
[laughs] It is I, Lord Pumpkin of the Underworld!
No!
You are guilty of being a phantom failure!
- Have mery! - And for that you must pay!
Got ya!
Pay!
-$20. [laughs] - No.
Best prank ever!
What kind of ghost is scared of ghosts?
Oh!
I really hate those boys.
[Sir Simon exclaims]
[soft music]
Oh, there you are.
Okay, I've been thinking,
and there must be some other way
we can scare my parents out of here.
Maybe what we do is...
Oh!
What's the point?
What's the matter with you?
The world has changed.
There was a time when I made people's blood run cold,
but no longer it seems.
What are you talking about?
You scared the vicar.
Vicars! [scoffs]
Everything scares vicars, but your family!
Are all Americans like this?
Wait, we can't just give up.
I'm afraid I failed you, Virginia.
I'm a ghost who cannot haunt people.
[Sir Simon] I may as well be a dog that cannot bark.
[Sir Simon] When the barren almond bears.
[anticipatory music]
[Henry grimaces]
Pungent.
Sorry, I still don't quite understand.
Why are we shoveling manure onto a dead tree?
I'm trying to help Sir Simon.
He seemed so sad.
Oh.
And this manure will make him happy?
Look, I keep hearing this voice.
You're hearing voices.
Yeah, right.
"When the barren almond bears."
Well, this is an almond tree.
It's barren.
Nothing's growing on it,
so maybe we have to make something grow on it.
An almond, presumably. [chuckles]
Yes.
And then what will happen?
I don't know!
Maybe it's something to do with this prophecy.
What prophecy?
It's all in here.
There's a picture of the walled garden in this book,
only it keeps changing.
First it was just the locked gates.
Then this girl appeared and now look!
The gates are opened.
See?
Hm, it looks a bit like you.
Oh, Hiram!
Look at the two love birds.
- Hm. - Oh, "Hm," nothing.
Who would've believed it?
It's like a fairytale.
Our Virginia and the Duke of Cheshire.
Duke of Cheshire?
I think the book wants me to go in there.
It has to be connected with the prophecy.
Yes, perhaps.
You don't believe me.
It's just ghosts and prophecies, it does seem a bit-
Crazy.
You think I'm crazy?
Crazy?
No, not at all.
I just think you're a bit different.
Oh, different?
No, what I meant to say was, Virginia,
I think you are absolutely-
- Cheshire! - Oh, Sir Simon?
Be gone vile blaggard!
Sir Simon, no!
Be gone, I say!
Sir Simon, stop it!
Darken this hallowed place no more!
What are you doing?
Quiet Virginia, this is between me and him. [laughs]
What's got into you?
Henry, just go.
No, I'm not leaving you alone with whatever he is.
Now, now, you see here,
I'm quite scared and I don't have a sword,
- but nevertheless- - It's all right, Henry.
- Go! - Yes!
You'd better go.
Run!
Are you sure?
Yes, I can handle this.
A curse on all Cheshires.
You don't even know him.
I know his blood.
They are all the same.
What has got into you?
I will not suffer a Cheshire to walk on my land.
He was lucky to escape with his life.
His life?
If you dare set foot here again, you will pay!
[Henry whimpers]
[Sir Simon sighs heavily]
A lucky escape, my dear.
Those Cheshires.
I thought we were friends.
We are friends.
No, no.
You leave me alone.
Virginia?
Don't talk to me.
Pumpkin?
Huh?
[air whooshing]
Hm.
Sir Simon, we need to talk.
Tonight is our grand banquet.
There will be people, laughter, merriment,
and you will not disturb it.
There will be no haunting, no moaning,
no clanking of chains.
Is that understood?
I shall do as I please.
You shall do as you are told.
This is my house.
No, Sir.
This is my house.
How dare you!
You jumped up little Colonial!
Your tom foolery will not work on me, Sir.
I am a modern man.
This is a modern world.
[bulb flashes] [Sir Simon exclaims]
World of science,
powers you cannot even begin to comprehend.
Woo!
[Hiram] World gears and levers, electricity and pistons.
There is no place for you
- in this world, Sir. - What's that?
You are obsolete.
A relic, a dinosaur.
[Sir Simon exclaims]
If you were any kind of decent fellow,
you would leave this place.
But I can't.
[light instrumental music]
- [Mrs. - Umney] The Reverend Chasuble and his wife.
[Algernean] Who is called Algernean.
[Mrs. Umney] Who is called Algernean.
Professor Victor Bosocoff,
and his wife, Mrs. Bosocoff.
My, my, my.
[guests chattering]
[laughs] [Hiram] And I told him,
"No, you need to reverse the polarity." [laughs]
[men laughing]
I don't understand.
It's his accent.
Darling?
If you gentlemen will excuse me.
It's going wonderfully, Hiram.
We'll be the talk of society,
and no sign of the ghost yet.
[Hiram laughs]
I do hope he won't spoil it.
I don't think we'll be seeing him again.
It's all taken care of.
Apparently he has an enormous inheritance,
and his acreage is a wonder to behold.
Oh!
Don't know why I have to wear this darn thing.
Well, I think you look lovely.
Henry, you're here.
I mean, I didn't think you'd come after-
Wouldn't have missed it for the world.
No ghost could keep me away.
He's not here, is he?
[chuckles] No.
What are you doing hiding away in here?
[sighs] I can't go out there.
Pa says I have to, but ugh, all those lords and ladies.
What do I say to them?
What do I do?
Can't we just stay here?
Now, now, best foot forward.
Take my arm.
You saved me from that mad ghost,
now I'll save you from something even scarier,
English high society.
[guests chattering]
[Virginia gasps]
[Virginia whimpers]
[Virginia chuckles]
Miss Virginia Otis,
and His Grace, Henry, the Duke of Cheshire.
What?
How dare he show his weasley face here again!
[guests chattering] [light instrumental music]
Keep up, Marjorie.
This is a big gig for us.
You've nothing to fear from these people.
They're mostly harmless.
[Virginia groans]
Lady Grey lost all her teeth in a riding accident.
Mm.
[dentures popping]
Colonel Merriman, completely mad.
He once challenged a pig to a dual,
said it looked at him funny.
The pig won.
[Colonel Merriman] Sir.
This one thinks he's a mermaid.
She lost her leg in a card game,
and he invented a tiny gun for shooting wasps.
Oh! [man speaking gibberish]
Excuse me?
Half past seven, I think.
Oh, look, brandy.
Ah. [speaking gibberish]
Come with us, my dear.
You must tell us all about yourself.
You look sturdy.
Good hips.
I'm sorry?
Maybe later.
Ladies.
That was code for we want you to marry our brother, Dorian.
Oh, thank you.
Nice save.
No problem. Oh, um.
Work from the outside in.
Soup, fish, meat.
Or just use your fingers.
It's your house after all.
See?
Nothing to worry about.
Thanks for your help.
Anytime.
Anytime at all.
You see, Virginia, I think you truly are-
[glass clinking]
Oh, what?
Excuse me folks, welcome to Canterville.
We are thrilled to have you at our grand banquet.
Now, I know Canterville Chase
has had a somewhat blood curdling
reputation down the years,
but that is all in the past.
Ladies and gentlemen,
if you would please extinguish your candles.
[guest chattering]
[guests blowing] [anticipatory music]
[Virginia chuckles]
Now, allow me to introduce
the new wonder of the modern world.
[guests exclaiming] [guests applauding]
Oh, it's like magic.
It's science, Cedric.
Mr. Otis is a man after my own heart.
- Oh. - Well done, dear.
You did it.
No, we did it.
[gasps] It's beautiful, isn't it?
Indeed.
[Henry's throat clears]
To progress!
To progress.
[woman laughs] [electricity crackling]
[guests exclaiming]
[guests chattering]
Don't worry everyone, I'm sure it's just a fuse.
A fuse?
Is that a bomb?
[anticipatory music]
Hiram, what's that noise?
What the?
Behold!
I am the ghost of Canterville!
And this dinner is doomed!
[Virginia gasps]
Doomed!
Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm.
Rest assured, this is an unfortunate
yet harmless prank from my incorrigible boys.
Again, Kent, again.
Again!
[shutters banging] [guests exclaiming]
Oh, oh!
Huh?
Nice touch.
It wasn't me.
Then who was it?
Ow!
[Louis] Mayday, mayday.
The pumpkin's gone rogue!
[boys exclaiming]
Hiram! Boys!
Stop this immediately.
It's not us!
[record player screeching]
[records clattering]
[air whooshing] [guests exclaiming]
Guess who's coming to dinner?
[all exclaiming]
[pumpkin splatters]
Sir Simon!
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!
[Sir Simon yelling] [guests exclaiming]
Oh.
Keep up, Marjorie!
Do you do requests?
[band members exclaiming]
[Sir Simon] Play on, I say.
Play on.
[all exclaiming]
Quick, quick, come along, come along.
Unhand me, Cecil.
The beast is mine.
Algernean!
[all exclaiming] [Sir Simon chuckles]
We meet again, old adversary,
but this time it's I who shall-- [screaming]
[Sir Simon laughing]
[metal clanging]
[Algernean speaking indistinctly]
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
Do speak up.
Right this way!
Nevermind, let's get out of here.
You Americans enter my house
with your modern ways and dare
to tell me what I may or may not do?
Now you see here, Sir-
Dinosaur am I?
Obsolete?
If it's electricity you want,
how about this?
[light bulbs shattering] [guests exclaiming]
[Kent exclaims] [Louis exclaims]
Hiram!
[exclaiming continues] [shattering continues]
And as for you Cheshire!
Sir Simon, stop it!
Is it me, or is it getting hot in here?
[Henry gasps] [Virginia shrieks]
[fire whooshing]
Mrs. Umney, do something.
Yes, Ma'am. [groans]
A toast to progress, to Canterville.
A modern, happy home.
Ha!
Don't mind if I do. [gulps]
Not for me.
I want to watch it all burn.
[Louis exclaims] [Kent exclaims]
Out of my way, boys.
[Kent exclaims] [Louis exclaims]
Boys, over here!
[Henry and Virginia] Jump!
[Kent groans]
I'm scared, Louis.
Me too, Kent.
Come on boys, you can do it.
Oh, Geronimo!
Come on, everybody, this way.
[dramatic music]
[chain clangs]
Come on, let's get out of here.
Go.
I will be right behind you.
[chandelier clangs]
We'd better not get blamed for this one.
It's not our fault.
[Henry groaning]
Now that's what I call a haunting. [laughs evilly]
[guests clamoring]
Bring the horses around quickly!
[horse neighs]
Hey, Ma.
Oh, Hiram.
[sighs] Thank goodness you're all safe.
Are you okay?
Where's Henry?
[dramatic music]
Henry?
That- Was-
Incredible!
When's dessert?
Oh my goodness, boys.
Henry!
[Virginia gasps]
[Henry coughing]
Henry!
Henry, are you okay?
Virginia, you came back. [Virginia straining]
I think I've put my back out.
Come on, Henry!
You can do this, come on!
Quickly!
Virginia!
What are you doing?
[Virginia groans]
[beam thuds]
Oh, my.
[Henry gasping] [chandelier rattling]
[Virginia gasps]
Come on, Henry, on your feet.
Thank you, Virginia.
[dramatic music] [fire crackling]
[triumphant music]
[Henry coughing]
[Henry gasping] [Virginia gasping]
[Henry coughs]
[planks clattering]
I'm so sorry.
[Virginia grunts] [soft music]
Forgive me, Virginia.
I have of late, but wherefore I know not,
lost all my mirth.
[doors clanging]
Pumpkin, I was looking for you everywhere.
Are you okay?
It's all my fault.
Virginia, I shouldn't have come.
My presence here clearly drove the ghost into a rage.
It's not your fault.
I couldn't bear the thought of any harm
coming to you or your family.
I think it best that I don't come again.
What?
Thank you, Mr. Otis.
Very impressive lights.
Goodbye, Virginia.
Don't worry, pumpkin.
I am gonna put an end to this once and for all.
There's no need to cry.
I'm not crying! [groans]
[light music]
A full blown category five psychoplasmical manifestation!
Last night you were lucky to escape with your lives.
I dread to think what might've happened
if I hadn't been there.
If that ghost wants a donnybrook,
Hiram Otis is gonna give him one right on his snoot.
Yeah, Pa, you tell him.
Oh yeah, bust that ghost.
Bust him.
I like the sound of that.
[Louis] Bust ghosters! Mm, nevermind.
The readings are very strong.
The spirit compass, my own invention,
is saying there is definitely a ghost in the house.
This is an impressive array of equipment, Ma'am.
You see, Lucretia, science.
Science will cook this old buzzard's goose.
Hey, look what I found.
- Put that back at once. - I wanna shoot it.
- What's it shoot? - Slowly.
Ghost bullets? Carefully.
It's a ray gun, genius.
[ray buzzing] [all exclaiming]
Outstanding!
It was him.
What are you gonna do with that?
I am going to give Johnny ghost both barrels
and capture it like a rat in a trap.
How exactly?
Simple.
Once activated, this device will function
as a psychic magnet pinning
and absorbing the spirit and trapping it in one of these.
And then what?
Why, then I study it of course.
Oh, I have many, many experiments planned.
Just think, a real live specimen to work on.
Wonderful!
What?
We can't do this to Sir Simon.
Yeah, he's our ghost.
We're the ones who should be experimenting on him.
I'm a reasonable man, but he tried to blow up our family.
And I don't take too kindly to that.
Right then, pop this on.
[buckle clicks] [anticipatory music]
Plug that in.
Snappety, snap.
Eyes of a hunter.
[Louis] That is one strange lady.
[Kent] I kinda like it.
- Me too. - Hiram!
Sorry, dear.
Tallyho!
So, how many ghosts have you actually caught?
Technically, this will be my first, but fear not.
I know exactly what I'm doing.
This way!
The game's afoot.
The spirit compass never lies.
On we go!
[playful music]
That's a cupboard.
This way.
No, no.
This way.
Does she know what she's doing?
Kent, Louis,
much as it pains me to say this, I need your help.
Just give me a moment.
Um, which way?
Which way?
This way. [Algernean gasps]
I can smell it.
I say, come back with that.
[Kent] Hey, weird lady,
the readings are very strong down here.
Really?
Wait for me.
Phantom ahoy!
Sir Simon?
Where could he be?
In here, everyone.
He's in the kitchen.
Ah ha!
[ray buzzing]
Oh!
That's our housekeeper.
Well, she shouldn't sneak up on me like that.
He's on the move.
Come on!
This way!
Mrs. Umney, are you all right?
Perfectly fine, thank you, Ma'am.
[Mrs. Umney coughs] [pan clangs]
Sir Simon, where are you?
- Over here. - Oh.
- You just missed him. - Oh!
- No, no, he's over here. - Oh.
The blighter's slippery like a greased pig on market day.
Sir Simon, are you in there?
Open up.
You're in danger.
[Sir Simon] The wind and the rain,
a foolish thing was but a toy.
[gasps] Sir Simon?
[Sir Simon] For the rain,
- [Sir Simon] it rains everyday. - Sir Simon!
[Louis screams] [Kent screams]
Ghosts in there!
Ah ha!
Stand aside, please.
Boys, stay here.
[boys straining]
- Okay, Pa. - No problem!
[dresser sliding] [Kent grunts]
[boys grunting] [armor clattering]
[Louis grunting]
Uh, boys?
Hi, Pa.
Please hand me that chair.
It was him!
[Sir Simon] A great while ago the world begun.
[Sir Simon] With hey, ho, hey, ho,
[Sir Simon] the wind blew the rain.
[Virginia gasps] What?
[Sir Simon] But that's all one, our play is done.
Sir Simon! [gasps]
[Sir Simon] As we strive to please you everyday.
[Virginia gasping] [blocks clattering]
Virginia?
That awful woman's here again.
She wants to trap you, do experiments.
- You have to run. - Run?
Where?
I'm so very tired, Virginia.
I haven't slept in 300 years.
I miss sleep.
Right, onwards!
I have a sulfuric odor in my nostrils.
Uh, that was me.
I miss my Eleanor.
She was a Cheshire too, you know?
Like your young man.
Why do you hate them so much?
[magic whooshing]
It was my wife's uncle,
the old Duke of Cheshire who accused me of her murder.
He wanted me outta the way so he could lay claim
to Canterville Chase for himself.
It was Cheshire who laid the trap intended for me.
He accused me, imprisoned me.
This cell became my tomb.
Eventually I succumbed to death.
But the fates, it seemed had other plans for my soul.
[gasps] So, is that...
It is, alas.
That's horrible.
That's the house of Cheshire for you.
But that was 300 years ago.
Henry isn't like his ancestors.
People change.
Not me.
Cursed to remain in this house for all eternity.
Maybe I deserve it.
If I'd been less vain, less foolish.
If I'd reached Eleanor quicker.
It wasn't your fault.
We're getting close! [Virginia gasps]
The needle's almost off the dial.
It's unprecedented.
Mr. Otis, crank me up to full power.
[chuckles] With pleasure, Ma'am.
Oo, that's it!
That's it! Keep going!
Oo! [laughing]
Where is Virginia?
I don't know.
Behind this wall!
It has to come down.
Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about.
Stand aside.
[Hiram grunts]
[wall shaking] [Sir Simon exclaims]
They're coming!
Let them come.
No, we have to do something.
[Sir Simon groaning]
[gasps] What's this?
[ax bangs] [rubble clattering]
"When the baron almond bears."
Is that the prophecy?
Don't.
It was on the walled garden all along?
It's no concern of yours.
Why didn't you say anything?
- Virginia! - But what does it mean?
- Stop. - What does it do?
Tell me!
It sets me free!
Then we have to go.
[rubble clattering] [Virginia gasps]
[Sir Simon exclaims]
[playful music]
Ah ha!
I have you now.
[ray buzzing]
[Virginia grunting] [pan clangs]
[Algernean exclaiming]
Right in the Hamptons.
Hiram! [coughing]
But there's no one here.
Sometimes ghosts are invisible, Mom.
Come on.
Over here, Ma.
Where did they go?
Slipped the net again.
Look, Hiram!
It's taken Virginia.
Oh! [thunder rumbling]
That darn ghost has gone too far this time.
[pages flipping] [eerie music]
[thunder rumbling]
Virginia, no!
It asks too heavy a price.
We have to try.
[Virginia grunting]
"When a little girl can ask for freedom
from the angel's grasp."
Please don't.
"When the barren almond bears
and a golden child gives away her tears,
then will all the house be still
and peace come to Canterville."
[thunder rumbling] [Virginia gasps]
[mystical chiming]
[gates creaking]
But what does it mean?
It means that I can only be set free
if an innocent such as yourself travels
with me and begs for my forgiveness
from the Grand Old Man.
The Grand Old Man?
The Master of all our Final Ceremonies.
Only He can grant my release.
Then let's go.
No, Virginia, it is too perilous.
I cannot ask this of you.
You are not asking, Sir.
I am offering to help a friend.
Virginia!
Quick!
[Sir Simon gasping]
[gates slamming]
[soft intriguing music]
It's just like your locket in here.
[gasps] It's beautiful.
[music fades]
Virginia, please excuse the lateness of the hour,
but I simply could not wait.
The fact is, I love you,
and I refuse to let the ghost
and this ancient curse come between us.
[thunder rumbling] [Excelsior whinnying]
Oh yes, well, it's easy saying
it in front of you, Excelsior.
Now I have to say it to her.
[thunder rumbling]
Giddy up!
[hooves clomping]
Virginia!
Oh, where is she?
It's a classic ghost gambit.
Old as the hills.
Oh, just you wait until I get you in my sights
you phantasmic blaggard!
- Dad, come quick! - Huh?
[Algernean gasps]
[thunder rumbling] [sullen music]
My love.
[chuckles] Ah, finally got here, have you?
I was wondering when you'd show up.
You've led me a merry dance, Sir Simon.
You two know each other?
Oh, yes.
Who are you?
Me?
Why, I'm the gardener, ain't I?
Someone's gotta keep things tidy.
Otherwise, where would we be?
[sniffs] Oh, lovely.
Only blooms for a day.
Shame.
Sir, I wonder if you could help us.
We've come here to find someone.
Have you now?
Who's that then, my love?
The Master of Ceremonies.
Hm?
Death.
Do you know where he might be?
[laughs] Do I know?
Well, Death's everywhere, isn't he?
Hm? [crow cawing]
[Virginia whimpers]
No. [The Grim Reaper laughs]
Pleasure to meet you, Miss Virginia.
I see you've been reading my book.
Your book?
Want to know how it ends?
What's wrong with her Dad?
I can't feel a pulse.
Virginia!
Pumpkin?
Stop!
Ah!
[Henry groans]
Oh! Ow!
What's happened?
[Algernean] Her spirit has been taken by the ghost.
Wait, wait.
This device captives spirits and what have you, correct?
Could we not use it to draw her spirit back in her body?
Mr. Otis, to tell you the truth,
I only received it this morning.
I haven't quite got the hang of it yet.
This is my daughter!
Right, well, we could give it a whirl.
Her spirit must be somewhere!
Virginia?
Sir, I humbly request that you see fit
to release Sir Simon's soul
so that he may be rejoined with his wife,
and that this curse be lifted.
Please, I beg of you.
Certainly.
Why not?
Consider it done.
What?
Is there anything else, my dear?
No.
Thank you.
Sir Simon?
I'm free?
[chuckles] I'm free!
At last I can be with my Eleanor.
Thank you, dear Virginia.
Farewell.
Go, back to your family.
Ah, now, [chuckles] afraid I can't allow that.
There's no going back from here.
This is the Garden of Death.
See?
It's very much a one way trip.
But I can't stay.
I'm not dead!
I'm alive.
Oh, no.
You were dead the moment you walked through those gates,
weren't she Sir Simon?
[sullen music]
Now, here we are.
This is you.
But I have plenty of time left!
Not anymore.
[Virginia gasps]
No!
Virginia!
Henry?
Henry!
Virginia?
Henry?
[mystical whooshing]
He can't see me.
[Virginia gasps]
Your body cannot pass through the gates.
Only your spirit.
I'm really dead?
[Sir Simon sighs]
Look at it.
Life trickles by so quickly, don't it?
People don't make the most of it.
[Virginia gasps]
Shame.
[Virginia whimpering]
Henry!
[dramatic music]
Henry!
Oh dear, look at that.
Hm.
[Virginia groans]
That's a fast grower, that is.
[dramatic music]
No!
You shall not claim her.
Do you challenge me, Sir?
I do, Sir.
To a duel.
I see.
And if I win, we both go free.
Ah ha.
But if I win, she dies,
and you shall remain in this garden forever.
A permanent addition,
neither dead nor in heaven with your wife. [chuckles]
[anticipatory music]
I accept your terms.
Sir Simon, no!
Excellent.
Let's be having you then.
No time like the present.
Whoops.
Hang on a mo. [chuckles]
[dramatic music]
Ha, that's better!
You didn't think I was gonna fight you like that, did you?
I'd be out of puff in seconds.
Shall we?
Then lay on and damned be him
who first cries hold enough.
Yes! [swords clanging]
[Sir Simon straining] [The Grim Reaper straining]
[anticipatory music] [thunder rumbling]
Ready, I think.
I suppose I should aim up.
Come on, pumpkin, wherever you are.
Turn it on!
[electricity humming]
[Algernean groaning]
[electricity humming]
Anything?
Again!
Do it again!
[ray buzzing]
[Hiram exclaiming] [Lucretia exclaiming]
[Henry gasping]
[mystical chiming]
What's this?
"When a little girl can ask for freedom
from the angel's grasp."
[men grunting]
Are you insane?
I am Death!
You cannot beat me!
You realize how many people I have killed?
Everyone!
Well, I, Sir, have played the greatest swordsman
of the stage.
And what's more, I've had 300 years to practice.
I like a spirited opponent,
but don't let it go to your head.
[Sir Simon exclaims]
Ha ha!
[swords clanging] [men grunting]
A hit, a palpable hit!
Sir Simon, look out!
[Sir Simon exclaims]
[swords clanging] [men grunting]
Another hit.
What say you, Sir?
[building rumbling] [Sir Simon gasps]
[Virginia gasps] [anticipatory music]
What?
[Sir Simon whimpering]
Whoa!
[Virginia exclaims]
[The Grim Reaper growling] [dramatic music]
Oh!
Uh oh.
[ray buzzing] [Algernean groaning]
Still nothing!
Hiram, stop this!
No!
Science will save her.
It has to.
Again!
More power!
Yeah, more power! No!
[electricity humming] [anticipatory music]
Enough!
This stops now.
Oh.
[Lucretia whimpering] [Hiram gasping]
[Kent whimpers] [Louis whimpers]
[Lucretia sobbing softly]
[The Grim Reaper growling] [Sir Simon grunting]
I say, I thought this was to be a fair fight.
If there's one thing I can't abide,
it's someone who refuses to die.
That would be me, Sir.
Look at you, Sir Simon.
What are you?
An aberration, a ghost.
It will not do.
Here the books must be balanced,
and I will balance them.
[Sir Simon exclaims]
You leave him alone!
You dare challenge me?
What the heck?
I'm dead anyway.
[Virginia grunting]
Virginia!
[Virginia grunting]
[The Grim Reaper groaning]
[The Grim Reaper growling] [Virginia groaning]
Oh, boy!
[swords clanging]
[Virginia gasps]
Henry!
You really do get yourself into some scrapes, don't you?
[The Grim Reaper growling]
You can fence?
Of course I can fence.
I went to Heaton!
You shouldn't have come.
Being here in this place, it means you're dead.
What?
[The Grim Reaper growls]
I'm sorry!
Oh, please, spare me. [growls]
[gasps] Henry!
[Henry gasping]
You leave him alone.
Well, if I am dead,
there's no one I'd rather spend eternity with.
You see, Virginia, I'm afraid I love you.
[gasps] What?
Oh, what a lovely couple.
United forever.
[The Grim Reaper growls]
Cooey, up here.
[Sir Simon groans]
Hey, Sir Simon, catch!
[The Grim Reaper exclaiming] [Sir Simon grunting]
Virginia.
I'm all right.
[The Grim Reaper laughs]
Huh?
[building ticking]
And you, young man, thank you.
Happy to help.
Perhaps not all Cheshire's are the same.
Oh, I think not.
The old Duke of Cheshire!
Hello, again. [chuckles]
[ground ticking]
[all exclaiming]
Now I get to kill you all over again.
[Sir Simon grunting] [Duke of Cheshire grunting]
Oh, dear!
[Duke of Cheshire grunting] [Sir Simon grunting]
[dramatic music] [swords clanging]
[Virginia exclaims] [Henry gasping]
[Duke of Cheshire gasping]
[soft music]
My love, it's me.
Eleanor?
Yes, my love. [chuckles]
[sword clinks]
You are not my Eleanor.
[Eleanor laughs]
[Sir Simon grunts] [sword thuds]
[Duke of Cheshire grunts]
[Duke of Cheshire chuckles]
Oh!
No!
[Sir Simon groaning]
[mystical chiming]
Very impressive.
It seems we have a draw.
What?
Virginia is free to go, as are you young man.
[Virginia chuckles] [Henry laughs]
But as you did not beat me, Sir Simon,
you must remain here forever.
No! You can't!
Please.
Do not be sad, Virginia.
These last few weeks have been the happiest
I've had for 300 years.
[gentle music]
I'm sorry, Eleanor.
[music continues]
[stone crackling]
What?
[Virginia whimpering]
Well, that's that.
Goodbye, Virginia.
Henry.
Please, no!
Until we meet again.
[mystical whooshing]
[Lucretia sobbing]
[soft music]
Come on, Virginia!
Wake up, Sis!
Please, wake up!
I'll never play another prank!
Pumpkin!
Oh! [sobs]
[Virginia gasps]
Virginia!
Oh, oh my darling!
Oh!
You're back!
She's back!
Impossible!
Pumpkin, my pumpkin, you're back!
I knew she'd be fine.
Yeah, me too.
Wait, Sir Simon!
Oh!
[Virginia groans] [Henry gasps]
[gates creaking]
[birds chirping]
[Virginia sniffling]
It's all over now, pumpkin.
You're safe.
All he wanted was to be with his wife.
[Grim reaper] "When a little girl can ask
for freedom from the angel's grasp.
When the barren almond bears,
and a golden child gives away her tears,
then shall all the house be still
and peace come to Canterville."
[rock clattering] [gentle music]
[Virginia gasps]
[mystical whooshing]
Hm?
[Sir Simon gasping]
Virginia!
Sir Simon!
I hope you're looking forward
to an eternity in a glass jar, you fiend!
[ray buzzing] [Algernean screams]
Oh, yeah.
Huh?
It was us.
[Sir Simon laughs]
Oh!
- Simon? - Huh?
Eleanor!
Thank you, my dear Virginia.
[giggles] What took you so long?
[Hiram] There are more things in heaven and earth
than I dreamt of in my philosophy.
Hamlet, ish.
Very good, Mr. Otis.
There's hope for you yet!
[mystical whooshing] [gentle music]
[tool tapping]
That's better.
Everything's in its proper place.
If there's one thing I can't abide, it's a loose end.
Now you remember, young miss, time trickles by so fast.
You be sure to make the most of it.
[Virginia chuckles]
Oh.
[Virginia sighs] [Henry sighs]
[Virginia giggles]
[bright music]
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
[guests chuckling]
Oh. [laughs]
Oh, I want it!
I've got it!
[Mrs. Umney laughing]
Oh, yay! That was a good catch,
my dear!
Let's go have an adventure.
Righto. [chuckles]
[Virginia laughs] [Henry laughs]
Oh, yay!
[Kent] Bye, Virginia!
Oh, are you crying, dear?
[Kent] Oh, wow! [Hiram] No.
I mean, yes, I am.
Yay!
Love you, pumpkin!
[Sir Simon] And now the house is calm and still,
[Henry whooping] [Virginia whooping]
[Sir Simon] for peace has come to Canterville.
[triumphant music]
[music continues]
[light instrumental music]
[music continues]
[playful music]
[anticipatory music]
[music intensifies]
[music continues]
[dramatic music]
[playful instrumental music]
[music continues]
[glass shatters]
[Kent] It was the ghost!
[Louis] We don't have a ghost anymore, Kent!
[Kent] It was Louis!
哦，已經到睡覺時間了嗎？
好吧，跟來吧，蒂布斯先生。
♪ 小的時間 熊去睡覺了♪
♪ 他們該做的事...
別害怕，蒂布斯先生。
愚蠢的老雷暴。
♪ 登上木頭 通往貝德福德郡的山♪
哦！
可能是老鼠， 一隻大老鼠。
也許是一隻獾。
一定已經離開了 後門打開。
啊什麼？
門羅勳爵，
怎麼樣 睡前童謠？
這個小 小豬去市場了。
這個小 小豬待在家裡。
這隻小豬去了...
對，就是那樣。
- 一路尖叫回家！ - 哦，不，不，不！
我來是為了 你我的小豬！
哦，我的尾骨！
加油，門羅！
輕踩你的腳。
就像活塞一樣。
差不多了。蒂布斯先生。
蒂布斯先生？
不！
蒂布斯先生！
老朋友我來啦！
我不會丟下一隻熊！
蒂布斯先生？
哦，蒂布斯先生， 你怎麼了？
- 離開這個房子。 - 哦我的話！
♪ 小的時間 熊去睡覺了♪
放開我的泰迪熊你這個惡魔！
- 你逃不了我的！ - 差不多了！
噢，我的話！
我來了！
這個手把有問題！
在你身後！
爸爸會的 保護你，蒂布斯先生！
窗戶！
記住 你在體育館的歲月！
我愛你，當一隻好熊！
我們在嗎 然而？
不。
我們到了嗎？
不。
我們什麼時候到達 英格蘭？
我們在英格蘭渡渡鳥。
他們有沒有 英國有廁所嗎？
是的，孩子們。
- 因為我得走了！ - 我們在這裡！
耶，英格蘭！
州長您好，下午茶時間。
哦海勒姆，看看這些
親愛的蓋茨，他們是如此 美妙的哥德式。
坎特膽汁？
不，肯特，坎特維爾。
這是一個眞正的嗡嗡聲，
而且價格也很便宜。
而這一切都是因為 人們說它鬧鬼。
哦，令人毛骨悚然的森林！
沒有必要害怕
這個的 所謂的幽靈，維吉尼亞。
對未知的恐懼和 無法解釋的衹是無知。
我不怕。
試想一下，我們非常 自己的英式莊園。
我打賭你可以 裡面可以容納五十個鬼魂。
孩子們，你們沒有嗎 聽到我剛才說的話嗎？
並不眞地。
我們通常衹聽媽媽的話。
我打賭我看到了 首先是鬼魂，路易斯。
除非你的臉醜 先把他嚇跑了，肯特。
哇，這個地方很舊。
超老！ 比爸爸還老！
可怕！
她戴著甜甜圈 她的頭。
男孩們！
我想是烏姆尼夫人吧？
海勒姆‧奧蒂斯，竭誠為您服務。
歡迎來到坎特維爾蔡斯。
這邊走。
天啊。
鬼魂在哪裡？
我想先被鬼魂纏住。 - 哦！
沒有公平， 我想先被鬼魂纏住。
- 你看過鬼魂嗎？ - 你是幽靈嗎？
或者也許是殭屍？
你想吃我的眼球嗎？
你可以吃他的腦子。
他不使用它們。
多麼迷人的孩子們。
我們就這樣走吧。
嘿，看，手電筒！ 哦，海勒姆！
哦，夥計，這個 壁爐這麼大，
我可以爬進去！
跟我戰鬥吧，肯特！
沒關係，我想 我們現在擁有那幅畫。
是彩色玻璃 窗戶更貴
比普通窗戶？
哦，海勒姆，這是 就是這麼完美。
好隆重啊！
- 嗯，有點陰鬱。 - 明白了！
但我有 可以解決這個問題的東西！
電，烏姆尼夫人。
未來的力量。
哦，我不會 知道這一點，先生。
你當然不會。
你衹是 一位英國老太太。
噢，再打我一次，肯特！
你臉上的法語有什麼用？
確實是的。
這個房間將 做出完美的設置
為了我們的盛大宴會。
房子將會充滿 英國皇家學會會員，
各行業負責人， 甚至可能有一兩個公爵。
完美的放置方式 地圖上的美國電氣。
英國皇家學會？
公爵？
哦，海勒姆。
我發送了邀請 回到波士頓。
以烏姆尼夫人為首。
海勒姆？
- 孩子。
金童.
- 這邊走。
維吉尼亞，跟上。
我來了！
這是圖書館。
多麼精彩啊 収藏了，南瓜？
爸爸，我們家裡有書。
我知道這很難 拋下一切，
但你會結交新朋友。
這將是 是一次偉大的冒險。
來吧，別流淚了。
我沒有哭。
發生了什麼事 前任主人？
他現在在瘋人院裡。
可憐的門羅勳爵。
他所做的就是尖叫 並日夜尖叫。
- 他去。
你看，過去三百年來，
這個的每一個擁有者 房子被迫逃離，
被鬼魂逼瘋 西蒙•德•坎特維爾爵士。
卡牌衝擊力 和瘋狂的談話。哈！
我向你保證，我們是奧蒂斯的 由更堅固的材料製成
沒有鬼魂，無論是眞實的還是其他的 永遠會嚇到我們。
約沙法！
哇！
維吉尼亞害怕 鬼魂！
她可能尿在她體內 褲子！
- 肯特笑了] - 噢！
- 這些書鬧鬼。 - 好球。
我希望那不是 第一版。
現在，來吧。
還有工作要做。
這是我們的新家！
男孩們！
- 是肯特！ - 是路易斯！
原來是鬼啊！
嗯，這不是 親愛的房間？
我恨它。
哦。
你會在 下來吃晚餐嗎？
不餓。
維吉尼亞，這一切必須停止。
現在這是我們的家，所以，
所以我建議你習慣它。
我不會習慣的。
我討厭這裡！
好吧，講得好。
我希望我們永遠不會來！
好吧，親愛的。
我愛你。
奇怪的。
你怎麼到這裡來了？
“當貧瘠的杏仁結出果實時。”
嗯。
嗯？
呃...
哦！
好的！
不好，不好！
噢！
那很痛。
好的。
這就是我扔掉它的原因。
試圖嚇唬 我就是這樣。
別再瞪眼了，小伙子。
你們沒有禮貌嗎？
誰在瞪眼？
小伙子你在叫誰？
你是女僕？
但你穿著馬褲。
這些是騎行 實際上是馬褲。
誰聽過 一個穿褲子的女孩？
這是違背自然的。
所以你就是坎特維爾的幽靈。
的確。
為什麼？
是否使 你血管裡的血液凝結
與已過世的人交談
超越這淚水的面紗，
並返回到 行走在生者之中？
並不眞地。
哦。
我不 覺得你有那麼可怕。
哦，但我是！
我非常害怕。
我會開車 你和你被詛咒的家人離開了
就像所有人一樣 其他。
哦眞的嗎？
我敢打賭你嚇不到 我的家人離開這裡，
我們可以說兩週嗎？
衹是一個要塞英雄？
哈！
不用費心拆包。
你會低聲胡言亂語 一週內的車道。
那將是多麼遺憾。
多麼迷人 見到您，陛下。
你會關心嗎 黃瓜三明治？
嗯，非常好親愛的。
海勒姆，會 你關上窗簾嗎？
這裡很冷。
是的親愛的。
班•富蘭克林會喜歡的 在這場暴風雨中放風箏。
哦！
海勒姆，我說 關上窗簾。
嗯。
這些老房子。
配件較差。
是啊，不守規矩的草稿。
性格與歷史，海勒姆。
嗯，英語很蹩腳 做工比較喜歡。
那是什麼，海勒姆？
我愛你，親愛的！
♪ 男人會生火，火是好的
哦！
我的馬褲。
哦，連火也有缺陷。
是的。
嗯？
嗯。
我要告訴嗎 你有睡前故事嗎？
嗯？
好吧，我會的。
看來謠言 鬼的事都是眞的。
哦！
一個妖精！
先生，您介意嗎？
這是我們的臥室。
海勒姆，我穿著內衣。
她說得有道理，先生。
這是最不合適的。
我必須請你離開。
必須？
不，這是[咳]我的家。
我請你離開。
等一下，先生。
可以推薦一下嗎 多貝爾博士的酊劑
- 對於喉嚨嘶啞。 - 不行，你不行。
當你在做的時候，
你可能會想去 在那些嘈雜的鏈條上工作
和 坦慕尼的旭日潤滑器。
否則， 沒人會睡覺。
什麼？
不得有潤滑。
哦。
現在，如果你不介意的話？
不介意什麼？
好吧，讓我 衹是說非常強烈
這是我的房子，我-
晚安，先生。
哦！
終於，眞正的鬼了！
嗯，你好，孩子。
英國太無聊了
你會和我們一起玩嗎？
為什麼，當然。
但我們不要超前——
- 路易，請註意！ - 等待！
你在幹什麼？
為了觸地得分！
哦不，我的頭是 旋轉！
等等！
它消失了！
人群變得瘋狂！
這些人是誰？
粗魯！
我會把他們趕出去。
模仿老虎的動作，
強健筋骨， 召喚血液。
我會把他們嚇得夠嗆
他們永遠不會回到 英格蘭輝煌的海岸再次出現。
你說好打架，
但如果 你失去聯繫了嗎？
什麼？
你怎麼敢。
無論如何，你知道什麼？
你連腦子都沒有。
你也沒有。
正確的！
先生，這桶適合您！
哎呀，太不成熟了。
將水桶放在頭骨上。
搞笑。
從來不會變老。
我想說的是 你一直困擾著
這棟房子已經有三百年歷史了。
也許你的鋼鐵 已經失去優勢了嗎？
三百年？
眞的已經過去這麼久了嗎？
哈！
哦！
我討厭這個地方。
哈！
噢，天哪！
多麼可愛的小馬。
噢，馬兒。
就這樣了。
不，還沒有。
啊!
你沒事吧？
從來沒有更好，謝謝。
美好的一天，適合騎乘。
是的，我建議 在受傷之前停下來。
哦親愛的。
Excelsior，你這個傻瓜，拜託。
哇！
啊!
哦，你在做什麼？
我想你可以 在這裡尋求一些幫助。
現在發生了什麼事？
哇男孩！
好傢伙！
是的，哦，確實如此。
謝謝。
天哪，那太高了。
我必須說，那太棒了。
我叫亨利。
對你有好處。
也許你應該 下次嘗試步行。
你是一個可悲的騎手。
哎喲雛菊！
哦！
她可以是 有點脾氣，
但她是 一個可愛的老東西，眞的嗎？
是嗎，埃克塞爾西奧？
精益求精？
那麼，你是公爵嗎？
這是否意味著我有 稱呼您為殿下？
因為我不打算這麼做。
其實是陛下。
雖然我比較喜歡亨利。
那麼，你覺得英格蘭怎麼樣呢？
我恨它。
啊，對了。
什麼，全部？
到目前為止我所看到的一切。
是的，好吧，我想 它可能有點悶。
我們到了。
家，甜蜜的家。
坎特維爾？
坎特維爾蔡斯？
你還好嗎？
不好了。
是的。
是的當然。
衹是我從來沒有 實際上去過坎特維爾。
我媽媽會 絕對不認可。
你總是這樣做嗎 你媽媽怎麼說？
天啊不！
我始終認為這至關重要 做完全相反的事情
一個人的什麼 媽媽想要，不是嗎？
哦，絕對是。
- 必不可少的。 - 在那裡，你看到了嗎？
我們有的東西 共同點。
一切進展順利。
她有什麼 無論如何，對上坎特維爾？
好吧，我們，柴郡人 和坎特維爾一家
從來沒有眞正上過。
我們曾經擁有 這個地方，你看，
幾個世紀前直到 鬼魂把我們趕了出去。
眞的嗎？
是的，並且 我們英國大家庭，
我們確實喜歡記仇。
眞的很傻。
哦！
多麼可怕的烏鴉。
- 我以前見過烏鴉先生。 - 對你有好處。
我見過這些 之前也有門。
噢，天哪，你很強。
哇，這是某種花園。
我們進去吧。
那裡看起來相當噁心。
也許你應該 解僱你的園丁。
裡面有人。
快點。哦！
像這樣伸出雙手。
為什麼？
噢，噢！
你在幹什麼？
我明白了，我是一個 梯子。
你好？
嘿。
你好呀！
你還挺 你是個魯莽的人，不是嗎？
我要爬 下到另一邊。
是的，當然。
奧蒂斯小姐，你好。
你沒事吧？
是的，我很好。
你現在可以把我放下了。
是的，抱歉。
你看起來很可怕。
我的意思是，有點蒼白。
茶，熱糖茶。
茶總是有用的。
我給你拿一些 家裡的茶。
我是美國人。
我不喝茶！
我很好。
茶總是有幫助的。
我會盡快回來
當我找到茶和 廚房和一些東西。
噢，又是你？
你想要什麼？
它是什麼？
我正在和一隻鳥說話 現在，這是完全正常的。
哦，太好了。
那再見！
那是什麼？
維吉尼亞？
弗吉尼亞！
你現在準備好喝茶了嗎？
你眞是太勇敢了。
你一次都沒哭過。
也許你很震驚。
哭並不能解決任何問題。
你不應該走 在湖裡游泳。
可怕的事情有 發生在那個湖裡。
是園丁。
他剛剛展示了 憑空出現。
園丁？
沒有園丁 從此，這卅年了。
自從 梅里韋瑟先生被發現
在菜園裡，
仍然被恐懼凍結 抓著他的蕓薹。
這是西蒙爵士。
但她是誰？
埃莉諾夫人。
好吧，好吧，好吧。
烏姆尼夫人，什麼事？
我一定不能說。
很好。
在你自己的頭上，就這樣吧。
他們說西蒙爵士淹死了 他深愛的妻子在湖中。
這就是為什麼他是 被詛咒出沒於這個地方。
他淹死了她？
但他們看起來很高興。
人們說 他的精神永遠無法安息
直到預言應驗。
預言？
據說是這樣寫的 在場地的某個地方。
我的家人有 世代在此服務，
儘管很多 尋求預言，
沒有人找到它。
小姐，您的茶。
我告訴過你，我告訴過你！
他在那。
維吉尼亞有男朋友了。
維吉尼亞，我聽到這是什麼？
在湖裡游泳？
和一個男孩！
等爸爸聽到。
我沒有游泳，媽媽。
我——請容許我解釋一下。
亨利•弗里茨•漢弗萊， 柴郡公爵。
- 他救了她，女士。 - 呃。
他看起來像個人體模特 在百貨公司。
維吉尼亞，你怎麼想…
你說的是公爵嗎？
嗯，是的。
懲罰她吧，媽媽。
噢，媽媽！
多麼令人愉快 見到你，亨利。
還是我稱呼您為先生？
還是您的公爵夫人？
或者，哦，或者...
烏姆尼夫人， 我們必須喝茶和蛋糕。
- 我要蛋糕！ - 不，媽媽，我們不能這麼做。
亨利正要離開。
你救了她？
多麼浪漫。
就像蘭斯洛特爵士一樣 和吉妮薇兒。
嗯，我不是 當然這其實是...
我也許應該搖搖晃晃地走開。
但很高興認識大家。
哦，你這麼快就走了。
好吧，至少讓 我帶你出去。
再見，奧蒂斯小姐。
- 再見。 - 再見。
我可以從這裡步行。
衹有 14 英里。
確實失去優勢了！
每個人都是批評家。
這次我給 他們的表演，
他們不會忘記。
對你有好處，這就是精神。
等等，你在做什麼？
哦，太棒了！
是的是的。
眼睛有它。
邪惡的東西 這條路來了。
♪ 我喜歡學習科學
♪ 我在班上名列前茅
♪ 如果你不喜歡 學習科學♪
♪ 你一定是 一個可疑的傢伙♪
你將成為蠕蟲的食物！
哦！哈哈，那就太好了。
一個為 《波士頓科學雜誌》。
不要動一動肌肉。
你還有肌肉嗎？
說「茄子？
起司?
噢！
請原諒。
- 我不是故意嚇唬你的。 - 什麼？
你嚇到我了？
我是西蒙•德•坎特爵士...
哦，沒關係。
你現在毀了它。
我不會 如果我是你，請觸摸它。
啊？
我會觸摸任何我喜歡的東西。
哦！
那就讓這成為你的聆聽吧。
我現在要去躺一會 以一種憤怒的方式。
謀殺者？
這不可能是眞的。
向我訂購 大約在我自己家裡。
太離譜了！
你絕對是 世界上最糟糕的鬼魂。
「哦，我是西蒙爵士 德•坎特維爾！
我會嚇跑你的 一週後到這裡。”
除非不能，可以嗎？
這聽起來一點也不像我。
天哪，你眞可憐！
回到這來。
我和你說話呢。
你眞的是 最受不了的小...
你在哪裡拿到的？
那個湖。
把那個給我。
我為什麼要？
那個墜子盒是我妻子的。
你在乎什麼？
你淹死了她。
我...
你知道什麼？
埃莉諾.
你在哭嗎？
不，我當然是 不是。
對我來說聽起來很像。
那如果我是呢？
你從不哭泣嗎？
沒有永不。
但是之後 我沒有謀殺我的妻子。
我沒有謀殺她！
我知道每個人都是這樣 相信，但事實並非如此。
我曾經是一名演員 當年還是有一定名氣的。
我心愛的埃莉諾 總會排練
和我一起在庭院。
她是我的繆斯。
她從來沒有感覺到 在那座橋上很安全。
但出於自私， 我說服她留下來。
她的美貌會 激發我的表現。
我的虛榮心，
我的愚蠢奪走了她。
我被玫瑰花叢絆住了。
我掙脫了束縛 並潛入救她，
但找不到 她在黑闇的水中。
罪惡感一直存在 和我一起生活了大約三百年。
我愛我的埃莉諾， 所以請不要評斷我。
我對自己的判斷已經夠多了。
你知道嗎？
我想我們都可以 振作起來。
看？這個很有趣。
減速！
慢一點，你會殺了我們的！
你是鬼！
你已經死了。
哦！
是的是的， 我想我是。
好吧，走得更快，走得更快！
這個裝置的動力是什麼
- 是的！ - 看不見的馬？
哦！嘿，
為什麼不掌舵？
拿去？在哪裡？
哦，是嗎？
啊!
把你的手臂伸出來！ 樹，樹！
雅呼！
確實是的！
- 雅虎！ - 哇！
好吧 快點。
我們去拆毀這個村莊吧。
- 村莊？ - 是的。
你可以石化 一些當地人。
會好的 練習嚇唬我的家人。
西蒙爵士？
哇！
怎麼了？
唉，維吉尼亞，我不能 超越這些大門。
我希望我能自由，
但我被詛咒要出沒 這個地方並困擾著它，我必須。
明天和 明天和明天。
也許我可以幫忙。
烏姆尼夫人說 關於預言的事情。
哦！不！
你離她遠一點。
放過她吧！
西蒙爵士，那隻烏鴉。
圍牆花園裡有什麼？
什麼都沒有，什麼都沒有。
哦眞的嗎？
什麼也沒有 我在那裡告訴你。
而這個預言， 誰是金童？
當發生什麼 貧瘠的杏仁熊？
此類事項應 不關心你。
你不告訴我什麼？
為什麼不讓我幫你？
我不能。
我不可以，拜託。
維吉尼亞，問我 任何東西，但不是那個。
他是個幽靈。
他說他會有 兩週後我們就離開這裡。
嗯。
這是什麼？
轉地獄獵犬。
去拿一隻鴨子。
啊，你來了。
哦。
你甚至不是 有點害怕？
不好了。
我的意思是，是的。
你剪得很可怕 用那把刀片的身影。
眞的嗎？
你這樣認為嗎？
哦是的。
我的膝蓋是 完全敲。
出色的。
請放心，維吉尼亞，
你的家人可能會 成為難啃的骨頭，
但我會破解它們。
- 哈！ - 嗯嗯。
你要 就這樣把他們趕出去？
我本來就是個十足的劍客 在我那個時代，你知道嗎？
哦眞的嗎？
為什麼不給我看看？
處於戒備。
但...
但你是女孩。
一個女孩是 快要踢你的屁股了。
很好，如果 褲子，為什麼不是劍？
我保證要溫柔。
- 哦，我想我會跟上的。 - 的確。
你就衹有這些嗎？
太棒了。
我請爸爸給我上課。
哦，很有道理。
你確實是最 傑出的年輕女子。
你的亨利是個幸運的小伙子。
哦，你先別開始。
他不是我的亨利。
哦？
你不愛他嗎？
哈！
我幾乎不認識他。
無論如何，我想看看 世界，有冒險，
不衹是成為某人的妻子。
為什麼一切都 一定是關於愛情的嗎？
但親愛的，愛是 最偉大的冒險。
愛可以使人 你興奮不已
或因恐懼而顫抖。
讓你成為乞丐 或傻瓜、詩人或國王。
愛是你所需要的。
- 喲呼！ - 你聽起來像我媽。
弗吉尼亞！
現在你眞的 聽起來像我媽媽。
維吉尼亞？
哦，你在這兒。
你在幹什麼？
我衹是- 弗吉尼亞，進來吧。
我們有客人，有客人。
哦，太好了，多麼令人興奮。
客人，嗯？
然後就讓狂歡開始吧。
謝謝你，烏姆尼夫人。
啊，茶和 黃瓜三明治，
這顯然是一件事。
我不知道為什麼。
無論如何，查蘇布爾牧師， 這是我的女兒，維吉尼亞。
很高興，親愛的。
請容許我介紹一下我的妻子。
你好呀。
更不可思議的是 超出了我的預期。
有明顯的跡像
精神的 活動無所不在。
看到我在地板上發現了什麼嗎？
- 哦！ - 靈質。
- 嗯- - 不，那是果醬。
嗯。
這是果醬，草莓醬。
一個典型的癥狀 的光譜表現。
你見過嗎 那麼呢？
看到什麼了？
邦妮幽靈？
它已經向你顯現了嗎？
我可以幫忙 你用它，你知道嗎？
我的卡。
“幻幻蒐查官。”
幽靈獵人，親愛的！
正確的。眞讓你高興
來拜訪我們，牧師。
我正開始 怕沒有人來拜訪。
事實上，這是我的 妻子堅持要我們來。
我會說！
哦，為了機會 測試我的獎牌
反對著名的 坎特維爾幽靈。
我可以追尋幻像 下來給你砍。
阿爾及利亞人，有 喝點茶，好嗎？
哦！啊!
所有這些關於鬼魂的愚蠢言論。
- 這是無稽之談。 - 廢話？
告訴那個 他派來的人都在狂歡
發瘋 房子或他可憐的妻子。
他殺了她，你知道嗎？
這不是眞的。
是的。
鬼魂都是蒙昧的 純粹邪惡的生物。
他並不邪惡。
做什麼 你知道嗎？
弗吉尼亞！
哦，你必須原諒我的女兒。
她有了一位新的紳士崇拜者。
媽媽！
蛋糕？
烏姆尼夫人！
馬上，女士。
你的牧師職位？
哦！
對不起 父親，因為我犯了罪。
我正在努力 註意我的腰圍。
噓！
蘇格蘭手指有人嗎？
哦，不，你不！
一個體現！
一個眞正的mani-
難道你不知道它已經被統治了嗎？ 用你的嘴說話？
- 哦，我很抱歉。 - 現在輪到你了，年輕的女士！
- 我怎麼樣？ - 眞的很好。
去！
不，不！
離我遠一點 你這個男人犯下的可怕錯誤！
剛出發去 小牧師的房間。
離開的如此之快？
感人的。
糟糕！錯過了！
西蒙爵士，立即停止這一切。
華麗的！
現在別動。
我想學習 你從上到下。
她走了。 哦，不，不，不，不！
心靈傳動，多刺激啊！
還有哪裡 她停下來，沒人知道。
哦，現在有點膽怯了。
噢，又好。
來了，塞德里克。
我從後面接近。
哦，阿爾及利亞人，哦。
別擔心我的愛人。
我有他 正是我想要他的地方。
非常好，親愛的。
- 牧師，再來點茶嗎？ - 哦，哦！
太熱？
讓我吹吹它。
哦！
你的日子是 編號幻影！
謝謝謝謝。
確實非常感謝。
哦，對我來說？
好善良。
海勒姆！
是的親愛的？
那個鬼魂是一個威脅。
我從來沒有這麼尷尬過。
我們怎麼可能 舉辦盛大的宴會
和他所有的惡作劇？
這不好笑，維吉尼亞。
對不起，媽媽。
你說得對。
這個鬼太可怕了。
也許我們應該回家。
這就是我們的家，南瓜。
不，這不對。
約瑟夫，是一位年輕的女士。
我們不會離開， 有鬼或沒有鬼。
海勒姆•奧蒂斯 (Hiram G. Otis) 和 他的家人留在這裡。
我們正在舉辦宴會。
好吧，我不來了。
你會照別人告訴你的去做。
但我親愛的，你的年輕人 亨利將會在那裡。
他不是我年輕的亨利。
他衹是一個...
你們兩個是 讓我頭痛！
- 哦，我可以建議一下嗎，醫生- - 不行，你不行。
到底是什麼 南瓜有什麼問題嗎？
哦，海勒姆。
她不是 不再是你的小南瓜了。
她正在長大。
嗯。
太快。
嗯，時間都去哪了？
是的，你還是明白了， 坎特維爾，你這個老狗。
嗯，那是什麼，西羅？
想利用它做點什麼嗎？
所以風 収穫了旋風。
是我， 地下世界的南瓜王！
不！
你有罪 是一個幻像失敗！
- 祝你快樂！ - 為此你必須付費！
被我耍到了！
支付！
- 廿美元。 - 不。
有史以來最好的惡作劇！
什麼樣的 鬼害怕鬼嗎？
哦！
我眞的很討厭那些男孩。
哦，你在這兒。
好吧，我一直在想，
一定還有其他方法
我們可以嚇唬我的 父母離開這裡。
也許我們所做的是...
哦！
重點是什麼？
你怎麼了？
世界已經改變。
曾經有一段時間 我讓人的血液都變冷了
但現在看來不再是了。
你在說什麼？
你嚇到了牧師。
牧師們！
一切都令人恐懼 牧師，但是你的家人！
美國人都是這樣嗎？
等等，我們不能就這樣放棄。
我耽心 我讓你失望了，維吉尼亞。
我是鬼 誰不能困擾人們。
我也可能是 一隻不會叫的狗。
當荒蕪的時候 杏仁熊。
潑辣。
對不起，我還是 不太明白。
我們為什麼要鏟土 將糞便施到死樹上？
我正在努力幫助西蒙爵士。
他看起來很悲傷。
哦。
還有這個糞肥 會讓他高興嗎？
聽著，我一直聽到這個聲音。
你聽到聲音。
是的，對。
“當貧瘠的杏仁結出果實時。”
嗯，這是一棵杏樹。
這是貧瘠的。
上面什麼也長不出來
所以也許我們必須 讓一些東西在上面生長。
一顆杏仁， 想必。
是的。
然後會發生什麼事？
我不知道！
或許是有什麼 與這個預言有關。
什麼預言？
一切都在這裡。
有一張圖片是 本書中的圍牆花園，
衹是它不斷在改變。
首先它衹是 緊鎖的大門。
那麼這個女孩 出現了，現在看看！
大門打開了。
看？
嗯，看起來有點像你。
哦，海勒姆！
看看這兩隻愛情鳥。
- 嗯。 - 哦，“嗯”，沒什麼。
誰會相信呢？
這就像一個童話故事。
我們的維吉尼亞州和 柴郡公爵。
柴郡公爵？
我認為這本書 要我進去。
它一定要是 與預言有關。
是的，也許吧。
你不相信我。
這衹是鬼魂和 預言，看起來確實有點——
瘋狂的。
你以為我是瘋子？
瘋狂的？
一點都不。
我衹是想 你有點不同。
哦，不一樣？
不，我的意思是 要說的是，維吉尼亞，
我認為你絕對是——
- 柴郡！ - 哦，西蒙爵士？
滾開吧，卑鄙的賊！
西蒙爵士，不！
走吧，我說！
西蒙爵士，住手！
把這個變闇 神聖之地不再存在！
你在幹什麼？
安靜的維吉尼亞，這是 我和他之間。
你怎麼了？
亨利，走吧。
不，我不會離開 無論他是誰，你都獨自一人。
現在，現在，你看這裡，
我很害怕 而且我沒有劍
- 但儘管如此- - 沒關係，亨利。
- 去！ - 是的！
你最好走吧。
跑步！
你確定嗎？
是的，我可以處理這個。
對所有柴郡人的詛咒。
你根本不認識他。
我了解他的血統。
他們都是一樣的。
你怎麼了？
我不會受苦 一個在我的土地上行走的柴郡。
他很幸運 帶著他的生命逃走。
他的生命？
如果你敢踏足 再次來到這裡，你將付出代價！
親愛的，一次幸運的逃脫。
那些柴郡人。
我以為我們是朋友。
我們是朋友。
不，不。
你別管我了。
維吉尼亞？
別跟我說話。
南瓜？
啊？
嗯。
西蒙先生，我們需要談談。
今晚是我們的盛大宴會。
將有 人們、歡笑、歡樂、
你不會打擾它。
將沒有 縈繞心頭，沒有呻吟，
沒有鏈條的叮噹聲。
這樣理解了嗎？
我會做我想做的事。
你應該照著吩咐的去做。
這是我的房子。
不，先生。
這是我的房子。
你怎麼敢！
你跳上小殖民地了！
你的湯姆愚蠢 對我不起作用，先生。
我是一個現代人。
這是一個現代世界。
科學世界，
你無法擁有的權力 甚至開始領悟。
哇！
世界齒輪和 槓桿、電力和活塞。
沒有你的位置
- 在這個世界上，先生。 - 那是什麼？
你已經過時了。
一個遺跡，一個恐龍。
如果你是任何一個 一個正派的人，
你會離開這個地方。
但我不能。
- 牧師 查蘇布爾和他的妻子。
誰被稱為阿爾及利亞人。
維克多•博索科夫教授，
和他的妻子博索科夫夫人。
我的，我的，我的。
我告訴他，
「不，你需要 反轉極性。”
我不明白。
這是他的口音。
親愛的？
先生們請原諒。
一切進展順利，海勒姆。
我們將成為社會的話題，
還沒有鬼魂的跡像。
我眞希望他不要破壞它。
我不認為我們會 再次見到他。
一切都被照顧好了。
顯然他有 一筆龐大的遺產，
和他的面積 眞是一個奇蹟。
哦！
不知道為什麼 我必須穿上這該死的東西。
嗯，我覺得你看起來很可愛。
亨利，你來了。
我的意思是，我沒有 我想你會來之後-
不會有 全世界都錯過了它。
沒有鬼魂可以阻止我。
他不在這兒，是嗎？
不。
什麼是 你躲在這裡嗎？
我不能出去那裡。
爸爸說我必須這麼做，但是 呃，所有這些貴族和女士們。
我該對他們說什麼？
我該怎麼辦？
我們不能就留在這裡嗎？
現在，現在，全力以赴。
抓住我的手臂。
你救了我 來自那個瘋狂的幽靈，
現在我會把你從 更可怕的事情，
英國上流社會。
維吉尼亞•奧蒂斯小姐，
和祂的恩典， 亨利，柴郡公爵。
什麼？
他怎麼敢表現 他的衛斯理臉又出現了！
堅持下去，瑪喬麗。
這對我們來說是一場盛大的演出。
你沒什麼好做的 來自這些人的恐懼。
它們大多是無害的。
格雷夫人失去了一切 她的牙齒在一次騎行事故中。
毫米。
梅里曼上校， 徹底瘋了。
他曾經挑戰過 豬到雙，
說著看他好笑。
豬贏了。
先生。
這個人認為他是一條美人魚。
她在一場紙牌遊戲中失去了一條腿
他發明了一個小小的 用來射擊黃蜂的槍。
哦！
打擾一下？
七點半，我想。
哦，看，白蘭地。
啊。
跟我們一起來吧，親愛的。
你必須告訴我們 一切都是關於你自己的。
你看起來很堅強。
臀部好。
對不起？
也許以後吧。
女士們。
這是我們希望您這樣做的程式碼 嫁給我們的兄弟多里安。
哦謝謝。
保存得很好。
沒問題。哦，嗯。
從外向內工作。
湯、魚、肉。
或衹用你的手指。
畢竟這是你的房子。
看？
完全不用擔心。
感謝您的協助。
任何時候。
任何時候都可以。
你看，維吉尼亞， 我認為你確實是——
啊什麼？
對不起各位， 歡迎來到坎特維爾。
我們很高興擁有 你在我們盛大的宴會上。
現在，我知道坎特維爾蔡斯
有點令人毛骨悚然
多年來的聲譽，
但這都是過去的事了。
女士們，先生們，
如果你願意的話 熄滅你的蠟燭。
現在請容許我介紹一下
新奇蹟 現代世界的。
哦，這就像魔法一樣。
這是科學，塞德里克。
奧蒂斯先生是個男人 跟隨我自己的心。
- 哦。 - 幹得好，親愛的。
你做到了。
不，我們做到了。
它是 很漂亮，不是嗎？
的確。
進步！
進步。
大家不用擔心， 我確信這衹是一個保險絲。
保險絲？
那是炸彈嗎？
海勒姆，那是什麼聲音？
什麼？
看哪！
我是坎特維爾的幽靈！
而這頓晚餐就註定了！
註定了！
女士們，先生們， 請保持冷靜。
放心， 這是一個不幸的
但無害的惡作劇 來自我那些無可救藥的孩子們。
再一次，肯特，再一次。
再一次！
哦，哦！
啊？
手感很好。
不是我。
那麼是誰呢？
噢！
警報，警報。
南瓜變壞了！
海勒姆！男孩們！
立即停止這種行為。
這不是我們！
猜猜誰來吃晚餐？
西蒙爵士！
大聲喊叫，讓 讓戰爭之狗溜走吧！
哦。
繼續加油，瑪喬麗！
你做請求嗎？
繼續玩吧，我說。
繼續玩。
快點，快點， 來吧，來吧。
放開我，塞西爾。
野獸是我的。
阿爾及利亞人！
老對手又見面了
但這次是 我將——
抱歉，我聽不到你說話。
請大聲說出來。
這邊請！
沒關係， 我們離開這裡吧。
你們美國人進我家
用你現代的方式和勇氣
告訴我什麼 我可以做也可以不做？
現在你看到這裡了，先生——
我是恐龍嗎？
過時的？
如果你想要的是電
這個怎麼樣？
海勒姆！
至於你柴郡！
西蒙爵士，住手！
是我，還是 這裡變熱了嗎？
烏姆尼夫人，做點什麼吧。
是的女士。
乾杯 進展順利，前往坎特維爾。
一個現代、幸福的家。
哈！
如果我這樣做的話，請不要介意。
不適合我。
我想看著這一切燃燒。
別擋我的路，孩子們。
孩子們，在這裡！
跳！
我很害怕，路易斯。
我也是，肯特。
加油，孩子們，你能做到的。
哦，傑羅尼莫！
來吧，大家，這邊走。
來吧，我們離開這裡吧。
去。
我會在你身後。
我們最好不要 因這件事而受到指責。
這不是我們的錯。
現在這就是我所說的 難以忘懷。
趕緊把馬牽過來！
嘿，媽。
哦，海勒姆。
感謝 天哪，你們都安全了。
你還好嗎？
亨利在哪裡？
亨利？
那-是-
極好的！
甜點什麼時候來？
天啊，孩子們。
亨利！
亨利，你還好嗎？
維吉尼亞，你來了 後退。
我想我已經退縮了。
來吧，亨利！
你可以做到這一點，加油！
迅速地！
弗吉尼亞！
你在幹什麼？
天啊。
來吧，亨利，站起來。
謝謝你，維吉尼亞。
我很抱歉。
原諒我，維吉尼亞。
我最近有， 但我不知道為什麼，
我失去了所有的歡樂。
南瓜，我是 到處找你。
你還好嗎？
都是我的錯。
維吉尼亞，我不應該來。
我的存在在這裡顯而易見 讓鬼魂變得憤怒。
這不是你的錯。
我無法忍受 任何傷害的想法
來找你或你的家人。
我認為最好 我不會再來了。
什麼？
謝謝你，奧蒂斯先生。
非常令人印像深刻的燈光。
再見，維吉尼亞。
別擔心，南瓜。
我要放 徹底結束這一切。
沒必要哭。
我沒有哭！
成熟的五類 心質表現！
昨晚你是 很幸運能保住性命。
我不敢想 可能發生了什麼
如果我不在那裡的話。
如果那個鬼 想要一個唐尼布魯克，
海勒姆•奧蒂斯將給予 他正對著他的鼻子。
是的，爸爸，你告訴他。
哦，是的，消滅那個幽靈。
把他打垮。
我喜歡那個的聲音。
半身鬼魂！嗯，沒關係。
閱讀量非常大。
精神羅盤， 我自己的發明，
是說有 房子裡肯定有鬼。
這是一個令人印像深刻的 女士，裝備齊全。
你看，盧克麗霞，科學。
科學會做飯 這隻老禿鷹的鵝。
嘿，看看我發現了什麼。
- 立刻把它放回去。 - 我想拍攝它。
- 拍什麼？ - 慢慢地。
幽靈子彈？小心。
這是射線槍，天才。
傑出的！
就是他。
你打算用它做什麼？
我要給 強尼幽靈兩桶
並捕獲 它就像陷阱裡的老鼠。
具體如何？
簡單的。
一旦激活， 該設備將發揮作用
作為一個心靈磁鐵釘住
並吸収靈氣 並將其困在其中之一中。
然後什麼？
為什麼，那我當然研究它。
哦，我有很多， 計劃了許多實驗。
想想看，眞正的 活體標本進行研究。
精彩的！
什麼？
我們不能這樣對待西蒙爵士。
是的，他是我們的幽靈。
我們才是應該的人 在他身上做實驗。
我是一個講道理的人，但是 他試圖炸毀我們的家庭。
我不接受 對此太仁慈了。
就這樣，把它打開。
將其插入。
快點，快點。
獵人的眼睛。
那是一位奇怪的女士。
我有點喜歡它。
- 我也是。 - 海勒姆！
親愛的對不起。
發現目標！
那麼到底有多少鬼魂 你眞的抓住了嗎？
從技術上講，這將 成為我的第一個，但不要害怕。
我清楚知道我在做什麼。
這邊走！
比賽正在進行中。
精神指南針從不說謊。
我們出發吧！
那是一個櫃子。
這邊走。
不，不。
這邊走。
她知道自己在做什麼嗎？
肯特、路易斯、
儘管這讓我很痛苦 說這個，我需要你的幫忙。
請給我一點時間。
嗯，哪條路？
哪一條路？
這邊走。
我聞到。
我說，那你就回來吧。
嘿，奇怪的女士，
讀數是 這裡非常強大。
眞的嗎？
等我。
幻影啊餵！
西蒙爵士？
他可能在哪裡？
在這裡，大家。
他在廚房裡。
啊哈！
哦！
那是我們的管家。
嗯，她不應該 就這樣偷襲我。
他正在行動。
快點！
這邊走！
烏姆尼夫人，你還好嗎？
完美無缺， 謝謝你，女士。
西蒙先生，你在哪裡？
- 在這裡。 - 哦。
- 你衹是想念他。 - 哦！
- 不，不，他在這裡。 - 哦。
枯萎者像滑溜溜的 趕集日的一頭塗油的豬。
西蒙先生，你在裡面嗎？
打開。
你有危險了。
風和雨，
愚蠢的東西衹不過是一個玩具。
西蒙爵士？
為了下雨，
- 每天都下雨。 - 西蒙爵士！
裡面有鬼！
啊哈！
請靠邊站。
孩子們，留在這裡。
- 好吧，爸爸。 - 沒問題！
呃，男孩們？
嗨，帕。
請把那張椅子遞給我。
就是他！
好一會兒 世界開始之前。
伴隨著嘿嘿嘿嘿
風吹過 雨。
什麼？
但僅此而已 一、我們的戲結束了。
西蒙爵士！
當我們努力 每天請你。
維吉尼亞？
那個可怕的女人又來了。
她想要困住 你，做實驗。
- 你必須跑。 - 跑步？
在哪裡？
我眞的很累了，維吉尼亞。
我已經三百年沒有睡覺了。
我想念睡眠。
對了，繼續！
我有一個硫酸 我的鼻孔裡有味道。
呃，那就是我。
我想念我的埃莉諾。
她 還有柴郡，你知道嗎？
就像你的年輕人。
為什麼這麼恨他們？
那是我妻子的叔叔，
老柴郡公爵 誰指控我謀殺了她。
他要我離開 他可以提出索賠的方式
前往坎特維爾蔡斯 為他自己。
是柴郡奠定的 這個陷阱是為我準備的。
他指控我，監禁我。
這個牢房成了我的墳墓。
最終我還是屈服於死亡。
但命運似乎 對我的靈魂有其他計劃。
那麼，是不是…
是的，唉。
那太糟了。
這就是房子 柴郡為您服務。
但那是三百年前的事了。
亨利不像他的祖先。
人們會改變。
不是我。
被詛咒留在 這棟房子永遠。
也許是我應得的。
如果我少一點 少一點虛榮，少一點愚蠢。
如果我能更快到達埃莉諾就好了。
這不是你的錯。
我們得到 關閉！
針的 幾乎脫離了錶盤。
這是前所未有的。
奧蒂斯先生，曲柄 我全力以赴。
很高興，女士。
哦，就是這樣！
就是這樣！繼續前進！
哦！
弗吉尼亞州在哪裡？
我不知道。
在這堵牆後面！
它必須下來。
是的，那就是 我在說什麼。
靠邊站。
他們來了！
讓他們來吧。
不，我們必須做點什麼。
這是什麼？
“當杏仁男爵熊的時候。”
這就是預言嗎？
不。
當時是在 一直都是有圍牆的花園？
這不關你的事。
為什麼什麼也沒說？
- 維吉尼亞！ - 但這是什麼意思？
- 停止。 - 它有什麼作用？
告訴我！
它讓我自由！
那我們得走了。
啊哈！
我現在有你了。
就在漢普頓。
海勒姆！
但這裡沒人。
有時 媽媽，鬼魂是看不見的。
快點。
在這裡，媽媽。
他們去哪了？
又漏網了。
看，海勒姆！
弗吉尼亞被佔領了。
哦！
那個該死的鬼魂有 這次走得太遠了。
維吉尼亞，不！
它要求的代價太沉重了。
我們必須嘗試。
「當一個小女孩 可以要求自由
從天使的手中逃脫。”
請不要。
「當貧瘠的杏仁結出
和一個金童 放開她的淚水，
那麼整個房子都會安靜下來
坎特維爾將迎來和平。”
但這是什麼意思？
它的意思是 我衹能被釋放
如果一個無辜者 例如你自己去旅行
和我一起乞求 我的寬恕
來自盛大 老頭兒。
太上老君？
萬物之主 我們的最終儀式。
衹有他才能釋放我。
那我們走吧。
不，維吉尼亞， 這太危險了。
我不能要求你這個。
你不是在問，先生。
我願意幫助一位朋友。
弗吉尼亞！
快的！
就像 你的墜子盒在這裡。
很美麗。
維吉尼亞，請 原諒時間遲到了，
但我就是等不及了。
事實是，我愛你，
我拒絕讓鬼魂
而這個古老的 詛咒降臨在我們之間。
哦，是的，好，說起來容易
它就在你面前，Excelsior。
現在我必須對她說。
頭暈了！
弗吉尼亞！
哦，她在哪裡？
這是一個經典的鬼棋。
古老如山。
哦，你等著吧 直到我看到你
你這個幻想狂徒！
- 爸爸，快來吧！ - 啊？
親愛的。
啊， 終於到了，你到了嗎？
我想知道 當你出現的時候。
你引領了我 西蒙爵士，一場歡樂的舞蹈。
你們兩個認識嗎？
哦是的。
你是誰？
我？
為什麼，我是園丁，不是嗎？
某人的 必須保持東西整潔。
不然的話，我們會在哪裡呢？
哦，可愛的。
衹開花一天。
恥辱。
先生，我想知道是否 你可以幫助我們。
我們來這裡是為了找人。
你現在有嗎？
那是誰呢，我的愛人？
司儀。
嗯？
死亡。
你知道他可能在哪裡嗎？
我知道嗎？
嗯，死神的 到處都是，不是嗎？
嗯？
不。
很高興認識 你，維吉尼亞小姐。
我看到你已經 一直在讀我的書。
你的書？
想知道結局如何嗎？
她爸爸怎麼了？
我感覺不到脈搏。
弗吉尼亞！
南瓜？
停止！
啊!
哦！噢！
發生了什麼事？
她的精神有 被鬼魂帶走了。
等等。
這個裝置可以擄獲靈魂 你有什麼，對嗎？
難道我們不能用它來畫畫嗎？ 她的靈魂回到了她的身體？
奧蒂斯先生，說實話，
我今天早上才収到。
我還沒完全 還掌握竅門了。
這是我的女兒！
對了，好吧， 我們可以嘗試一下。
她的靈魂一定在某個地方！
維吉尼亞？
先生，我謙卑地 請求您認為合適
釋放西蒙爵士的靈魂
以便他可以 與妻子重新團聚，
並解除這個詛咒。
拜託，我求求你了。
當然。
為什麼不？
認為它完成了。
什麼？
還有別的事嗎，親愛的？
不。
謝謝。
西蒙爵士？
我自由了？
我自由了！
最後我可以成為 和我的埃莉諾。
謝謝你，親愛的維吉尼亞。
告別。
走吧，回到你的家人身邊。
啊，現在， 恐怕我不能允許這樣。
從這裡就沒有回頭路了。
這就是死亡花園。
看？
這很大程度上是一次單程旅行。
但我不能留下來。
我還沒死！
我還活著。
不好了。
那一刻你已經死了 你走過那些門，
她不是西蒙爵士嗎？
現在，我們到了。
這是你。
但我還有很多時間！
不再。
不！
弗吉尼亞！
亨利？
亨利！
維吉尼亞？
亨利？
他看不到我。
你的身體不能 通過大門。
衹有你的精神。
我眞的死了嗎？
看它。
生命緩緩流逝 這麼快，不是嗎？
人們不 充份利用它。
恥辱。
亨利！
哦，親愛的，看看那個。
嗯。
也就是說，這是一個快速成長的國家。
不！
你不能認領她。
先生，你要挑戰我嗎？
我願意，先生。
決鬥。
我懂了。
如果我贏了，我們都將獲得自由。
啊哈。
但如果我贏了 她就會死
你應該 永遠留在這個花園裡。
永久添加，
既沒有死，也沒有在天堂 和你的妻子。
我接受你的條件。
西蒙爵士，不！
出色的。
那我們就請你吧。
沒有比現在更好的時間了。
哎呀。
堅持一下。
哈，那就更好了！
你沒想到我會 你就這樣跟你戰鬥，是嗎？
幾秒鐘之內我就會氣喘吁籲。
我們可以？
然後躺下來，該死的就是他
誰先哭就抱夠。
是的！
我想，準備好了。
我想我應該瞄準。
快點， 南瓜，無論你在哪裡。
打開它！
任何事物？
再一次！
再來一次！
這是什麼？
「當一個小女孩 可以要求自由
從天使的手中逃脫。”
你瘋了？
我是死神！
你打不過我！
你意識到如何 我殺了多少人？
每個人！
嗯，先生，我已經 扮演最偉大的劍豪
舞臺。
更重要的是， 我已經練習了三百年了。
我喜歡有精神的對手
但不要讓 它會進入你的頭腦。
哈哈！
一擊，明顯的一擊！
西蒙先生，小心！
又一擊。
先生，您怎麼說？
什麼？
哇！
哦！
呃哦。
依然沒有！
海勒姆，別這樣！
不！
科學會拯救她。
必須如此。
再一次！
更多力量！
是的，更有力量！不！
足夠的！
現在就停止了。
哦。
我說，我是這麼想的 是一場公平的戰鬥。
如果有一個 我無法忍受的事
這是一個拒絕死亡的人。
那就是我，先生。
看看你，西蒙爵士。
你是做什麼的？
一個異常，一個幽靈。
這是不行的。
這裡的書籍必須平衡，
我會平衡它們。
你別管他了！
你敢挑戰我嗎？
有沒有搞錯？
反正我已經死了。
弗吉尼亞！
好傢伙！
亨利！
你確實得到了自己 陷入一些擦傷，不是嗎？
你可以圍欄嗎？
我當然可以擊劍。
我去了希頓！
你不該來的。
在此 地方，這意味著你已經死了。
什麼？
對不起！
哦，求你了，放過我吧。
亨利！
你別管他了。
好吧，如果我死了，
我沒有人願意 寧願與之共度永恆。
你看，維吉尼亞， 恐怕我愛你。
什麼？
噢，多麼可愛的一對。
永遠團結。
庫伊，在這裡。
嘿，西蒙爵士，接住！
維吉尼亞。
我很好。
啊？
還有你，年輕人，謝謝你。
很高興能幫助你。
也許不是全部 柴郡的也是一樣的。
哦，我想不是。
老柴郡公爵！
再一次問好。
現在我要殺人了 你又來了一次。
哦親愛的！
我的愛人，就是我。
埃莉諾？
是的親愛的。
你不是我的埃莉諾。
哦！
不！
非常令人印像深刻。
看來我們打平了。
什麼？
維吉尼亞州可以自由地 走吧，就像你年輕人一樣。
但正如你所做的那樣 別打敗我，西蒙爵士，
你必須永遠留在這裡。
不！你不能！
請。
別傷心，維吉尼亞。
最近幾週 已經是最幸福的
我已經堅持了三百年了
對不起，埃莉諾。
什麼？
嗯，就是這樣。
再見，維吉尼亞。
亨利.
請不！
直到我們再次相遇。
加油，弗吉尼亞！
醒醒吧，姐姐！
起來啊！
我再也不會玩惡作劇了！
南瓜！
哦！
弗吉尼亞！
噢，噢，我親愛的！
哦！
你回來了！
她回來了！
不可能的！
南瓜我的 南瓜你回來了！
我知道她會沒事的。
我也是。
等等，西蒙爵士！
哦！
現在一切都結束了，南瓜。
你安全了。
他想要的一切 是要和他的妻子在一起。
“當一點點 女孩可以問
為了自由 從天使的手中。
當貧瘠的杏仁結出果實時，
和一個金童 放開她的淚水，
那麼所有的 房子安靜
坎特維爾將迎來和平。”
嗯？
弗吉尼亞！
西蒙爵士！
我希望你期待
到永恆 一個玻璃罐子，你這個惡魔！
哦耶。
啊？
是我們。
哦！
- 西蒙？ - 啊？
埃莉諾！
謝謝你，我親愛的維吉尼亞。
你怎麼這麼久？
還有更多 天地間的事物
比我夢想的 在我的喆學中。
哈姆雷特，是的。
很好，奧蒂斯先生。
你還有希望！
這樣更好。
一切都在 它的適當位置。
如果有一件事 我無法忍受，這是一個鬆散的結局。
現在你還記得吧，年輕的 小姐，時間過得眞快。
你一定要 充份利用它。
哦。
我現在發音 你們夫妻。
哦。
哦，我想要它！
我懂了！
哦，耶！這是一個很好的収穫，
親愛的！
我們去冒險吧。
對了。
哦，耶！
再見，弗吉尼亞！
哦，親愛的，你在哭嗎？
哦，哇！ 不。
我的意思是，是的，我是。
耶！
愛你，南瓜！
而現在的房子 平靜安寧，
為了和平有 來坎特維爾吧。
原來是鬼啊！
我們沒有 不再是鬼魂了，肯特！
是路易斯！